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momus - trauma bingo lyrics

who brought in this cynical new lingo
which treats s+x as trauma bingo?
seduction used to be the great sensation
now you’ve got to call it “predation”

what is it about s+x that so displeases
the young, is it a fear of new diseases?
or is it just too dirty for their night?
it’s only dirty if you’re doing it right
don’t walk around with sticks stuck up your +rs+s
make passes at people who wear glasses

once, when we were hot to get our rocks off
we’d say: “i want to see you with your socks off!”
now you need consent for the mere intent of inviting
and preferably gеt it in writing

you’re courting a demographic disaster
whеn you really should be courting each other
as+xuals struggled for the right
to stay inviolate at night
but the rest of us could struggle with a lover

just make sure it’s not your mother
that’s the kind of love that tends to smother
it’ll take at least ten minutes to recover
if you’re terrified of the judgment of the other
it’s only based on envy and begrudgement
these people who poo+poo you
want to be you or to do you
but they’re super scared to f+ck in case they f+dg+ it
swiping through the apps upon a gadget
gazing like the gormless, how they fidget
gulping at the gulf they fail to bridge it
never daring to do anything illicit
they slap at a mosquito or a midget
their fear of exploitation makes them livid
but they do have a tattoo which makes them vivid
speaking in their cynical new lingo
treating s+x as trauma bingo

- momus lyrics

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