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moneyshot cosmonauts - if i could be weird al lyrics

[robert lund]
i wanna be al yankovic
so freakin’ bad
with white and nerdy fans i never had
like oprah i would start my own
“al” magazine
with bundy, sharpton, qaida, gore, and green

oh, every time i hear a song
my brain regurgitates it wrong, yeah
so all the words i sing along
are abnor+mal!
i’d be every fangirl’s pal
if i could be weird al

[shoebox]
yeah, i’d be crashin’ alapalooza
in my belvedere cruiza
rockin’ polka medleys of
john phillip sousa

[tv’s kyle]
i’d be an amish celebrity
losing on jeopardy
with shirts like nick nolte
and hair that’s def leppardy
[tom smith]
i’d pimp the grapefruit diet
go on ebay to buy it
i’m no jerry springer
but in france i’m a riot

[carrie dahlby]
i love rocky road, i’ll
get kinky with yoda
gotta boogie like the biggest ball of
spam in minnesota

[seamonkey]
i’d make my roaches wear slippers
fall in love with the skipper
or an anorexic codependent
bingo addict stripper

[jared ringold]
i hear al wants a new duck
that will teach him to swim
i guess it really must suck
to be a rock star like him

[chorus: robert lund, +devo spice+, ++spaff.com++, +++luke ski+++
i never think a song is done
+(the toast is done, the toast is done)+
until you add accordion
++(’cause i perform this way, baby!)+
i pray for one more naked gun
+++(me and oj)+
’til +(yeah)+ then +(yeah)+ i +(yeah)+ shall
sing about my root c+n+l
+++(drill me!)+++
when i become weird al
[luke ski]
duh+duh+duh+dare to be stupid
duh+dare to be stupid

[jesse smith]
i’ll be the quirkiest! the smirkiest!
my turkey neck’s the turkey+est
of all the albuquerque songs
i’ll write the albuquerque+est

[dr. milo t. pinkerton iii]
i’ll kick some pancreass
in this dog+eat+dog business
with my billionaire bikini
supermodel astrophysicist

[spaff.com, +bill dant+]
i’m pretty fly for a reverend
in bolognaphile heaven
making albums in 3+d
+which, cubed, is 27+

[steve goodie]
i’m buyin’ me a cuisinart
on craigslist they’re on sale tonight
i’ll be the king of waffles, king of suede
and king of cellulite
[isnane ian]
i would tell your iguana
it smells like madonna
but right now nirvana
and i just don’t wanna

[jeff reuben, +dr. demento+]
and if money won’t buy happiness
i’ll just go and rent it
so listen up, you weasel stompers
+stay demented!+

[chorus: robert lund, +luke ski+, ++devo spice++]
i wanna be al yankovic
so fetchin’ bad
+(even worse)+
i promise i’ll be mellow when i’m dead
++(like a car battery)++
i wanna do the today show on
all al+tv
++(on uhf)++
with roker and capone and al+i g
+(h+o+d+a hoda! what up!)+

they say i’m close but no cigars
+(you’re pitiful)+
to radioactive cnr’s
+(chuck. norris. revisited.)+
from a planet near bruno mars
+(freddie mercury?)+
i’d ++(yeah)++ puke ++(yeah)++ cris+ ++(yeah)++ +tals
and i’d be harvey the wonder hamster’s pal
if i could be weird al

[devo spice]
stuh+stuh+stuh+stuck in the drive+through
wuh+with vanna white, dude

[robert lund, +devo spice+, ++luke ski++]
i wanna be al yankovic
+(me too)+
++(me three.)+
so stinkin’ bad

[outro: “weird al” yankovic]
oh, i wish i could be weird al too
oh wait, i am weird al! hah! cool!
hahah! oh, oh

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