monoxide - drive thru lyrics
it’s about f+cking time. i’ve been sittin here all night. ugh, the line’s long as f+ck
[random guy in car:]
“word? whats going on?”
nice, hold on
[window rolls down]
yeah lemme get uhh…
[drive thru employee:]
“sir, sir, no, i’m sorr…”
what?
[drive thru employee:]
“no, sir, there’s no smoking sir”
no let…
[drive thru employee:]
no, there’s no, put the cigarette out, sir
[random guy in car:]
what?
no, i’m in my car!
[drive thru employee:]
your car’s on restaurant grounds sir, there’s no smoking
your telling me i can’t smoke in my car?
[drive thru employee:]
yes sir, by being in your car, this gives me the right to tell you no smoking
what do you…that doesn’t make any sense
[drive thru employee:]
it makes perfect sense, sir, your car is on our drive thru parking sp+ce
it uh…what do you mean cause i’m in the drive thru, that does, i’m not in the restaurant i’m outside. what do you mean i can’t smoke?!
[drive thru employee:]
this is a smoke free establishment sir
you’re f+cking insane, what is wrong with…
[drive thru employee:]
stop cursing at me sir, i will notify the police
what do you mean your calling the cops?
[random guy in car:]
dawg, we gotta go
i’m having a cigarette in my own f+ck…
[random guy in car:]
pull off dawg
[drive thru employee:]
yes sir…
i’m in my car
[drive thru employee:]
the police are on there way sir, have a…yes thank you have a nice day
[random guy in car:]
go! go!
[car stalls]
sh+t, get the f+ck out of here
are you f+cking serious?!
[random guy in car:]
i’m not, but that sh+t your car just did is
hey, f+ck you, i’m on probation like a motherf+cker man
[police siren turns on]
aww h+ll nah! here are these m+th+f+ckers
aww man!!
d+mn man, just chill out, just chill out
i know how to talk to these m+th+f+ckers man
hold up….
(police man)
uh yeah, what seems to be the problem?
yes, the problem, officer, is that the man inside of the restaurant has called you, because i am smoking in the drive+thru
[police man:]
out of the car! get out of the car, and on the ground right now!
hey man i’m…
[police man:]
put your hands where i can see them
i was just smoking a godd+mn cigarette in the drive+thru!
man, this is some bullsh+t!
[police man:]
get out of the car! smoking in a drive+thru is illegal
it’s not illegal, what are you talking about? i was outside!
[police man:]
hey as far as i’m concerned, it is!
[police man #2:]
out of the car and on the ground
i’m on the ground, what the f+ck is wrong with you?
[police man:]
we got a [?] smoking in the drive+thru! we need immediate backup at the tasty burger on [?] now!!
hey man, wha+, hey man, hey hold on man, quit grabbin’ on me. get off of me, man!
[+mace spray+]
ahh!!! what’re you doing man
[police man #2:]
he was coming right at me
[police man:]
i’ll get him with the taser
[electrified voice:] awww sh+t!
[police man:]
he’s going for his lighter!
[gun shot, body drops]
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