monty harper - something i ate lyrics
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i was angry at mom so i rolled her up
and stuffed her in a paper cup
i washed her down with gatoraid
i thought now i’ve got it made!
but dad was mad about what i’d done
he said i was a thankless son
so i put him through the cuisinart
and drank him up. now ain’t i smart?
when sis found out she began to pout
so i chopped her into sauerkraut
and had her on a hotdog bun
now i was having loads of fun
policeman knocking at the door
i said, “i ain’t got no mom no more.”
he said, “where is she?” i said, “i’ll take you there.”
so i ate him and his underwear
judgе said i was found guilty
of swallowing my family
he banged his gavel; i opеned wide
now he bangs that gavel inside my hide
my tummy’s feeling pretty tight
i couldn’t take another bite
in fact i might regurgitate
maybe it was something i ate!
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