monty python - eric the half a bee lyrics
a-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four
(spoken):
half-a-bee, philosophically
must ipso-facto half not-be.
but half the bee, has got to bee
vis-a-vis its ent-ty … d’you see?
but can a bee be said to be
or not to be an entire bee
when half the bee is not a bee
due to some ancient injury?
singing…
la di di, a-one-two-three
eric the half-a-bee
a-b-c-d-e-f-g
eric the half-a-bee
is this a-wretched demi-bee
half asleep upon my knee
some freak from a managerie?
no! it’s eric the half-a-bee!
a-fiddle-di-dum, a-fiddle-di-dee
eric the half-a-bee
ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee
eric the half-a-bee
i love this hive employ-e-e
bisected accidentally
one summer afternoon by me
i love him carnally
he loves him carnally
semi-carnally. the end.
(spoken):
cyril connolly?
no, semi-carnally
oh
(sings): cyril connolly
(whistles)
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