monty python - nudge nudge lyrics
man: ‘evening, squire!
squire: (stiffly) good evening.
man: is, uh,…is your wife a goer, eh? know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
squire: i, uh, i beg your pardon?
man: your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
squire: (fl-stered) well, she sometimes “goes”, yes.
man: aaaaaaaah bet she does, i bet she does, say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
squire: (confused) i’m afraid i don’t quite follow you.
man: follow me. follow me. that’s good, that’s good! a nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat!
squire: are you, uh,…are you selling something?
man: selling! very good, very good! ay? ay? ay? (pause) oooh! ya wicked ay! wicked ay! oooh hooh! say no more!
squire: well, i, uh…
man: is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?
squire: um, she likes sport, yes!
man: i bet she does, i bet she does!
squire: as a matter of fact she’s very fond of cricket.
man: ‘oo isn’t? likes games, eh? knew she would. likes games, eh? she’s been around a bit, been around?
squire: she has traveled, yes. she’s from scarsdale. (pause)
man: say no more!
man: scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!
squire: i wasn’t going to!
man: oh! well, never mind. dib dib? is your uh, is your wife interested in… photography, ay? “photographs, ay”, he asked him knowlingly?
squire: photography?
man: snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
squire: holiday snaps, eh?
man: they could be, they could be taken on holiday. candid, you know, candid photography?
squire: no, no i’m afraid we don’t have a camera.
man: oh. (leeringly) still, mooooooh, ay? mwoohohohohoo, ay? hohohohohoho, ay?
squire: look… are you insinuating something?
man: oh, no, no, no… yes.
squire: well?
man: well, you’re a man of the world, squire.
squire: yes…
man: i mean, you’ve been around a bit, you know, like, you’ve, uh… you’ve “done it”…
squire: what do you mean?
man: well, i mean like,…you’ve slept, with a lady…
squire: yes…
man: what’s it like?
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