monty python - pilate with the crowd (welease wodger) lyrics
[trumpets]
crowd: [cheering]
pilate: people of jewusalem!
crowd: [chuckling]
pilate: wome is your fwiend.
crowd: [laughing]
pilate: to pwove our fwiendship, it is customawy at
this time to welease a wongdoer fwom our pwisons.
crowd: [laughing]
guard #3: [chuckling]
pilate: whom would you have me welease?
bob hoskins: welease woger!
crowd: yes! welease woger! welease woger! [laughing]
pilate: vewy well. i shall welease woger!
crowd: [cheering]
centurion: sir, uh, we don’t have a ‘woger’, sir.
pilate: what?
centurion: uh, we don’t have anyone of that name, sir.
pilate: ah. we have no ‘woger’!
crowd: ohhhhh!
bob: well, what about wodewick, then?
crowd: yes! welease wodewick! welease wodewick!
pilate: centuwion, why do they t-tter so?
centurion: just some, uh, jewish joke, sir.
pilate: are they… wagging me?
centurion: oh, no, sir!
guard #3: [chuckling]
pilate: vewy well. i shall welease… wodewick!
crowd: [laughing]
centurion: sir, we don’t have a ‘roderick’ either.
pilate: no ‘woger’? no ‘wodewick’?
centurion: sorry, sir.
pilate: who is this ‘wod’–
guard #1: [chuckle]
pilate: who is the ‘wodewick’ to whom you wefer?
bob: he’s a wobber!
crowd: [laughing]
man: and a wapist!
crowd: [laughing]
woman: and a pickpocket!
crowd: yeah! ahh, no! no! shh! shh!…
pilate: he sounds a notowious cwiminal.
centurion: we haven’t got him, sir. mm hm.
pilate: do we have anyone in our pwisons at all?
centurion: oh, yes, sir. we’ve got, uh, ‘samson’, sir.
pilate: samson?
centurion: samson the sadducee strangler, sir. uh,
silus the syrian -ss-ssin. uh, several seditious
scribes from caesarea. uhhh, sixty- seven seers from–
biggus: let me thpeak to them, pontiuth!
centurion: oh, no. oh.
pilate: ah. good idea, biggus.
biggus: thitizens! we have thamthon the thadduthee
thtrangler, thilus…
crowd: [laughing]
biggus: …the athyrian athathin, theveral theditiouth
thcribth from thaetharea, and…
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