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monty python - rhubarb tart lyrics

i want another slice of rhubarb tart
i want another lovely slice
i’m not disparaging the blueberry pie
but rhubarb tart is oh-so-very nice
a rhubarb what? a rhubarb tart
a what-barb tart? a rhu-barb tart
i want another slice of rhubarb tart
the principles of modern philosophy
were postulated by descartes
discarding everything he wasn’t certain of
he said, “i think therefore i am rhubarb tart”
a rhubarb what? a rhubarb tart
rene who? rene descartes
poor mutt, he thought he was a rhubarb tart
rhubarb tart has fascinated all the poets
especially the immortal bard
he made richard the third call out at bosworth field
“my kingdom for a slice of rhubarb tart”
immortal what? immortal tart
rhubarb what? a rhubarb bard
as rhymes go that is really pretty bad
since w-ssily kandinsky and paul klee
laid down the axioms of abstract art
even jackson pollock and piet mondrain
prefer to paint a slice of rhubarb tart
w-ssi who? a w-ssi-ly
kandin who? a kandin-sky
and how he get in there for a start?
read all the existentialist philosophers
like schopenhauer and jea-paul sarte
even martin heidegger agreed on one thing
eternal happiness is rhubarb tart
a rhubarb what? a rhubarb tart
jean-paul who? jean paul sarte
that sounds just like a rhyme from lionel barte
i want another slice of rhubarb tart
i want another lovely slice
i’m not disparaging the blueberry pie
but rhubarb tart is oh-so-very nice

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