monty python - spam song (edit) lyrics
customer:
morning
waitress:
morning
customer:
what have you got?
waitress:
well, there’s egg and bacon
egg sausage and bacon
egg and spam
egg, bacon and spam
egg, bacon, sausage and spam
spam, bacon, sausage and spam
spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam
(choir: spam! spam! spam! spam! lovely spam! lovely spam!)
or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provençale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam
wife:
have you got anything without spam?
waitress:
well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
that’s not got much spam in it
wife:
i don’t want any spam!
customer:
why can’t she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?
wife:
that’s got spam in it!
customer:
hasn’t got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?
(choir: spam! spam! spam!…)
wife:
could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?
waitress:
iiiiiiiiiiiich!!
wife:
what do you mean ‘iiiiiiiiiich’? i don’t like spam!
(choir: lovely spam! wonderful spam!)
waitress (to choir):
shut up!
(choir: lovely spam! wonderful spam!)
waitress:
shut up! bl–dy vikings!
you can’t have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam
wife:
i don’t like spam!
customer:
shush dear, don’t have a fuss. i’ll have your spam. i love it
i’m having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans
spam, spam, spam, and spam!
(choir: spam! spam! spam! spam! lovely spam! wonderful spam!)
waitress:
shut up!! baked beans are off
customer:
well, could i have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
waitress:
you mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam
spam and spam?
choir (intervening):
spam! spam! spam! spam!
lovely spam! wonderful spam!
spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam
lovely spam! lovely spam! lovely spam! lovely spam!
spam spam spam spam!
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