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moon goon - always unexpected lyrics

[sparkys mini donuts, spoken]
there are rules here, but forget all the rules!
because at citywalk it’s

[sparkys mini donuts & menchies frozen yogurt]
always unexpected!

[jimmy, spoken]
wait, why did you say it like that?

[menchies frozen yogurt, spoken]
that’s citywalks official motto, it’s a real thing established in 2010, ‘always unexpected!’

[jimmy, spoken]
what does that even mean? wait, do malls even have mottos?

[sparkys mini donuts, spoken]
malls don’t have any of this sh+t!

[menchies frozen yogurt, spoken]
i’m sorry were you looking for something more… expected?
this is citywalk, baby, we’re crazy!

[sparkys mini donuts, sparkys mini donuts & menchies frozen yogurt]
there’s an upside down car above thе ice cream shop
how’d they park thеre?
always unexpected!
[menchies frozen yogurt, sparkys mini donuts & menchies frozen yogurt]
an la raider store from 30 years ago, now they’re in las vegas
always unexpected!

a sign for a comedy club that doesn’t exist, who’s laughing now?
always unexpected!

[sparkys mini donuts & menchies frozen yogurt]
a ucla extension course, above the sheriff station
always unexpected!

welcome to the land where escalators flow
where everything you know is f+cking out of control
where two restaurants have boats but there isn’t a dock
and theres a whole store that only sells hats, because its hat season and its always unexpected!

[jimmy, spoken]
wow thank you guys so much, i actually have to get out of here

[menchies frozen yogurt, spoken]
not so fast, country boy
if you dont reconnect the donuts, this is ur life now
take it all in!

[sparkys mini donuts, sparkys mini donuts & menchies frozen yogurt]
the one place to sit is a ledge made of gumb+lls, where’s the gum from?
always unexpected!
[menchies frozen yogurt, sparkys mini donuts & menchies frozen yogurt]
a starbucks in the middle, and a starbucks at the other side of the middle
always unexpected!

the one universe where the hot topic is the anchor of the mall
always unexpected!

[sparkys mini donuts & menchies frozen yogurt]
there’s 5 souvenir shops and only one bathroom
and the bathroom is locked!

welcome to the land where all your plans will fall through
where restuarants willl close right out of the blue
where you spend 50 dollars on getting candy
but if your a kid it’s all fun and weird because you lost your parents and it’s kid hunting season and it’s
always unexpected!

[jimmy, sparkys mini donuts & menchies frozen yogurt, menchies frozen yogurt, spoken]
but i’ve got a plan and i’m gonna stick to it! (unexpected! it’s always unexpected!)
i’m gonna find my girl and i’ll make our love legit (unexpected! it’s always unexpected!)
’cause i’m going to… (hey, shut the f+ck up man!)

[jimmy, spoken, menchies frozen yogurt, spoken]
hey (shut the f+ck up!)
i stopped! (it’s dance time)
[menchies frozen yogurt, spoken]
this is the citywalk shuffle, do as i say or no one gets their parking validated!
slide to the left, slide to the right, slide to the left, slide to the left
criss cross! criss cross! criss cross! catholic cross!
turn to the right, shout your email address!
turn to the left, turn to the right, shout your email address

now sit down!
ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest tonight
all the way from the 1950s, he puts a smile on your face, as well as on your ketchup
you know him, you love him, give it up for…
johnny rockets!

[johnny rockets, jimmy, spoken]
my whole life’s a lie
i k!lled a man in prison, now i’m a burger guy
i hate the smell of fries
i want to die (what the f+ck is going on?)
i want to die

[menchies frozen yougurt, spoken]
wow… really makes you think, doesn’t it

[sparkys mini donuts & menchies frozen yogurt]
welcome to the land where the chaos reigns
where the amount of simulation here will sizzle your brain
where the dirty stinky water smell will make you insane
but you’re the one who brought you here so you are to blame

[sparkys mini donuts & menchies frozen yogurt, spoken]
see you thought we wouldn’t rhyme there, but we just did
because it’s rhyming season it’s another season too
the season of spring, but at citywalk…
we mean springs like slinkys, we have lots of seasons
like pretzel and bowtie, those are the seasons
our last season is hat

always unexpected!

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