moondoggie - my grandma lyrics
[verse]
she taught me everything i know about
cooking food with sauerkraut
playing crazy 8s all day
making jokes about beng+y
blasting 90s gangsta rap
she ain’t really into that
[chorus]
my grandma is awesome
more awesome than yours
my grandma is cool
[verse]
she tells me stories about world war
she takes me to the candy store
her favourite movie is the wiz
she doesn’t know what xbox is
i’m practically a grown ass man
she’ll slap my face if i say “d+mn”
[bridge]
she’s always baking apple pies
putting money in my birthday cards
and when mom freaked out because i took the car joyriding
you know my grandma’s always on my side
i hopе you never die
likе betty white
[verse]
cuz then there’d be no apple pies
no more money in my birthday cards
and i’d have to go to a funeral
and i don’t want everyone to see me cry
so please don’t ever die
[outro]
my grandma is awesome
more awesome than yours
my grandma is cool
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