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moose - i am going to be your stepmum lyrics

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[intro]
the following public service announcement is for moose’s step+child only
this content is not appropriate and should not be enjoyed by anybody of sound mind

hey, remember me?
i f+cked your dad
and guess what?

[chorus]
i’m going to be your stepmum
eat sh+t, b+tch
i spent your dad’s money
while i beat his d+ck
you cannot prevent this
try all you like
big daddys bowlin’ with my holes
and he always gets a strike

[verse 1]
your father proposed last night
and i said ‘yes’
he gave me a ring
and he’s payin’ for a f+ck+off dress

you’re not invited to thе wedding
no b+tches, get bеnt
by the way, he said not to tell you
but you were an accident

[pre+chorus]
i’m getting married to your dad, b+tch
too bad
i’m going to be your stepmum
so sad

i’ll f+ck your dad at the church
on the lawn, on the fence
i’ll drain his d+ck and then drain
all of your inheritance
[chorus]
i’m going to be your stepmum
eat sh+t, b+tch
i spent your dad’s money
while i beat his d+ck

you cannot prevent this
try all you like
big daddys bowlin’ with my holes
and he always gets a strike

[verse]
i’m normally so kind
and its such a shame
that your behaviour
has forced me to be this way

your dad and i are adults
and you need to grow up
he said you can leave
(seriously)
so go get your f+ckin’ stuff

i don’t want any children
(nope)
and we don’t want you
if it were legal and they would take you
i woulda put you in the zoo
(i called bindi)
why don’t you go stay with your mum?
i didn’t ask for your life story
i don’t care that she’s dead

[pre+chorus]
i’m getting married to your dad, b+tch
too bad
i’m going to be your stepmum
so sad

i’ll f+ck your dad at the church
on the lawn, on the fence
i’ll drain his d+ck and then drain
all of your inheritance

[chorus]
i’m going to be your stepmum
eat sh+t, b+tch
i spent your dad’s money
while i beat his d+ck

you cannot prevent this
try all you like
big daddys bowlin with my holes
and he always gets a strike

[verse]
look you’re being really being immature
about this whole situation
you’ll be fine, i don’t know
go sleep at the train station

don’t bother talking to your dad
if it was up to him you’d already be sold
i told you i don’t care
that you’re only six years old

[outro]
f+ck
cut the umbilical cord already
and get out of our house, you c+nt

- moose lyrics

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