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morose sandwich & cobblestone - the rise of the penguin (wobble up) lyrics

[verse 1: morose sandwich]
just took a trip to tesco
it was a tesco metro
i was alive in 2016
yeah
there were tours today
so we had to walk like a lot away
then went tesco’s, £2.25 to pay
cause i left my clubcard at home today
oh, what a shame
i just threw a f+cking pound away
but at least i’ve got 7 penguins
and on the way back, we saw jim
he’s a lovely guy, i like to talk to him
and i asked if he wants a biscuit
but he didn’t so i just dissed him
he asked to hear a joke but i missed him
and i walked off playing the victim
the penguin, that’s what they call me know
in b3.2 or the zanzi crowd
i’m on the stage playing mario kart
i met a girl but that was just that
i’m not cobblestone, i’m c+nty bricks
and you’re not french fries, you’re lumpy chips
and i’m coming from all angles like you fall into some vietnamese punjee sticks
[chorus 1: morose sandwich]
oh yeah, do the slide
oh yeah, do the slide
slide, slide, slide
slide, slide, slide
slide, slide, slide
slide

[verse 2: cobblestone & djbs]
penguin gonna f+ck it up (f+ck it up)
see me coming better duck (better duck)
your mum’s a scallywag
call me patchy the way i’m on a bag (sniff, sniff)
she’s a cocaine addict
it’s a serious problem
this ain’t an album it’s an intervention (help her)
don’t ask, don’t mention
i just signed a deal like the geneva convention (i did)
gonna start rapping in the fourth dimension
i’m going to your girlfriends christening (holy)
i’m gonna rizz em after the baptism
i am not a lesbian (i promise)
i was alive in 2016
yeah, beezer, burner, blonde and the cobble
you know it’s time to wobble
your mum looks like a hobbit
bop it, twist it
you know i walk in the room spitting
leave everybody dripping
you’ll never see me slipping
big bill, like a platypus
back to life like lazarus
you can’t see these trousers
fans wanted more after “bowser’s” (cobble, cobble)
let’s check your browsers
cause your a nonce
(benjamin william southwell)
[chorus 2: cobblestone]
wobble, wobble, wobble, come and do the wobble
wobble, wobble, wobble, come and do the wobble
wobble with me, come and do the wobble
come and do the wobble; wobble, wobble, wobble with me
yeah, yeah, yeah, wop!
wobble, wobble, wobble, come and do the wobble
wobble, wobble, wobble, come and do the wobble
wobble with me, come and do the wobble
come and do the wobble; wobble, wobble, wobble with me

[outro: djbs]
[penguin noises]
ben southwell

- morose sandwich cobblestone lyrics

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