morten abel - the birmingham ho lyrics
ok… taxi!
i met this girl in a birmingham taxi
i got it first, but she slipped in before me
just as i was telling her, hey this is mine
she already told the cab driver where to go
me i always show respect for the ladies
i sat back and let her have it her way
so good lord sees me through darkness and light
i tell you what i remembered from that night
i’m hungry, do you fancy a little something to eat?
i can’t go on forever on cognac and weed
but she was already on the way down in the seat
i tried to stop her, or maybe i didn’t
so there i was in a strange situation
the chauffeur said i can drop you off at the station
i said no man, no don’t
i tell you when to stop keep your eyes on the road
you don’t have to be gay to make a friend feel good ok
no, you don’t have to be gay to make a friend feel good ok
you don’t have to be gay to make a friend feel good ok
two hours later, she was still at it
the driver had to refill gasoline and sh-t
baby baby, introduce yourself
what’s your name, girl?
my name is fred
fred?
fred, yeah
fred, a’what a’what did you say?
now that put me back a bit ‘cos i’m not gay
now that put me back a bit ‘cos i’m not gay
you don’t have to be gay to make a friend feel good ok
no, you don’t have to be gay to make a friend feel good ok
you don’t have to be gay to make a friend feel good ok
so whatever kind of trouble you might get yourself into
just think of me that night and what i went through
i thought it was helen or marie or whatever, giving me head
until i realised it was this dude called fred … h-llo
and that was a birmingham ho
hey, ho hey, ho hey
and that was a birmingham ho
hey, ho hey, ho hey, ho hey
take it away now.
hold on a minute, that’s bullsh-t
you told me it was a microphone
and you wanted me to sing in it
i have a lot of friends and i do lots of things for them
i don’t think it’s me, i think it’s you that have a problem
so zip up and try to be a gentleman
i have feelings too and i don’t need you to hurt them
so zip up and try to be a gentleman
so zip up and try to be a gentleman
you don’t have to be gay to make a friend feel good ok
no, you don’t have to be gay to make a friend feel good ok
you don’t have to be gay to make a friend feel good ok
you don’t have to be gay to make a friend feel good ok
no, you don’t have to be gay to make a friend feel good ok
you don’t have to be gay to make a friend feel good ok
and that was a birmingham ho
hey, ho hey, ho hey
and was a birmingham ho
hey, ho hey, ho hey, ho hey…
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