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moti very important video - man on the internet - asgore runs over dess cover lyrics

[verse 1: alex beckham as asgore]

driving in my truck right after a beer
hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
dui?
how about you die?
i’ll go a hundred miles
an hour!

little do you know, i filled up on gas
imma get your fountain+making ass
pulverize this f+ck
with my bergentrück
it seems you’re out of luck!
truck!

[verse 2: alex beckham as asgore]

beer is on the seat
blood is on the grass
won’t admit defeat
with cops right up my ass
you may have a fleet
but still i’m driving fast
i’ll never be passed
i just saved the world
from the darkest founts
k!lled a little girl
better for the town
gave this truck a whirl
heavy is my crown
but i won’t go down!

[verse 3: alex beckham as asgore]

drive, drive, drive, but i am speed!
seven beers are all i need
try, just try, but i will lеad!
i bet that you’re peeing your pants
drive, drivе, drive, but i’ll still speed!
seven beers, a pinch of weed
have fried, fried, fried my brain, i need
some more to proceed!

drive, drive, drive, but i am speed!
seven beers are all i need
try, just try, but i will lead!
i bet that you’re peeing your pants
drive, drive, drive, but i’ll still speed!
seven beers, a pinch of weed
have fried, fried, fried my brain, i need
some more to proceed!
[verse 4: alex beckham as asgore]

sh+t, did my dumbass just really hit a tree?
now i get up on my feet, and try to flee
but i can’t run, was it maybe all that weed?
if i speak to them, maybe i’ll be free!
but they’ve got guns, what happens when they see my weed?
did i really just rhyme weed with weed?

[bridge (spoken): alex beckham as asgore]

alright, listen
i can’t be arrested!
i’m like the mountain king or some sh+t in another universe!
and that deer has some powers!
i’m doing this world a favor!
please…
don’t lock me up?

[verse 5: alex beckham as asgore]

i just saved the world
my thanks is thirty years to life
for that girl to be alive
and me to miss my wife
can’t be in a cage
all my flowers gonna die
i’ve got a growing kid to raise
i need her b+tterscotch pie
imma start hiding, see?
i can only cry and mope
there’ll be a friend inside of me
if i drop the f+cking soap
i just wanna go home
wish i hadn’t gotten stoned
now i’m stuck behind bars
while my wife is getting boned!
[interlude (spoken): alex beckham as asgore]
k+dot
i’ll miss you
go seal that dark fountain
also
f+ck sans
and his convenience store

[verse 6: izzie lotl as december holiday, izzie lotl as the roaring knight]
running for my life
from this psychopath
chase me in his car
looks like my ass is grass
think i’m gonna die
this is a hate crime
oh god holy shi++

well, that sucked
that dude’s such a pr+ck
but now that i’m dead
i’m that aura farming b+tch
joke’s on you
you sad wifeless dude
you should k!ll yourself

oh no, not again!

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