mr.b the gentleman rhymer - dammit it feels good to be a chap lyrics
dammit it feels good to be a chap
a proper chap knows exactly where it’s at
a proper chap is a rogue
in well-heeled brogues
who knows exactly when it’s right to wear a hat
he wears it outdoors, takes it off when he gets in
and never matches pocket square and tie
a proper chap drinks tea or a lovely drop of gin
a proper chap knows exactly why
and everything is splendid in the mind of a chap
because a chap’s mind is on higher things
a proper chap quotes byron
with a collar and a tie on
and proper chap will doff a cap and ting
so to all of you want-to-be, tight shiny suit from mr byrite-wearing prats
here’s the news: watch your p and qs
because dammit it feels good to be a chap
dammit it feels good to be a chap
treating ladies with politeness and respect
because the ladies they know – they don’t want another bro
they want a gentleman in prince of wales check
dammit it feels good to be a chap
a proper chap is what this nation needs
riding round town on my black penny-farthing
looking charming in my cycle-clips and tweed
now chaps they may come in all shapes and colors
we’re inclusive and we’re rather friendly coves
so drop your pantaloon de nîmes–
no, that’s not what i mean!
i mean buy some proper strides and head for hove
so to all of you low-slung, skinny-jean, lumberjack beard and wooly beanie-hat twats
everybody in surrey looks just like you
but dammit it feels good to be a chap
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