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mr. barber - barber chair (friend edition) lyrics

[hook] (x2)
come down, sit in the chair
this f+cking thing won’t cut your hair
but guess what? that’s my job
don’t rely on the chair, mow my lawn

[verse 1]
boom, do you hear the bass
you will hear the bass when i slip in the chair
hair down there is not what you receive
in fact, it goes on the floor in which i sweep
shaving everything off your face
straight razor, i’m a mean mutt
what are you? f+cking green bowl of spilt all over you
what? written moon
santa, wait no, i said this
no, don’t say these words
no, please stop typing, please stop typing
oh goodness, oh my
i am going to die
[hook] (x2)
come down, sit in the chair
this f+cking thing won’t cut your hair
but guess what? that’s my job
don’t rely on the chair, mow my lawn

[verse 2]
pockets are filled with hair, i take thеm home and fill them, wherе?
in the bucket, in the bucket, yes, right there in the bucket, right in the bucket
i lay in the bucket, in the bucket, over there in the bucket
roblox gives me brown
my drink is fizzing quite frequently
i’m oh+oh+oh+oh+oh
this is a dude, this a dude, this is rude, you’re rude to me
what are you? rude and g+y, dog nose friendly ass
oh goodness, it’s making noise at me
oh f+ck, fine, ow, goodness this doesn’t feel nice
give me the volume option, give me the volume

[hook] (x2)
come down, sit in the chair
this f+cking thing won’t cut your hair
but guess what? that’s my job
don’t rely on the chair, mow my lawn

[outro]
ooh, chair, yeah
ooh
and that’s it
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