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mr. barber - grumpy shave (friend edition) lyrics

[intro: t++th doctor]
oh my god
you’re a genie, you’re a f+cking genie

[verse 1]
congratulations on your aspirations
i’m m+st+rbating in casper’s bas+m+nt
i’m past the placement of jacking asians
and tax evasion is my talent, wayment
i have to say this, i’m aggravated
and my ass has stated, it’s for black and g+y sh+t
i like slapping naked, i’ll attack your g+y kid
you’re a wack replacement for a baseball field
fill me up like an eighteen wheeler
will you f+ck the amazing meal worms?
phil has a giant raging creature
spill my cum all over the teacher
this song has a bonez feature
i’m strong like a bonеless pizza
i friend many homelеss people
tom and jerry s+x
[hook] (x2)
grumpy shave, woohoo (x4)
get the shave, woohoo (x4)

[verse 2]
yeah, motherf+cker, i’m bald
i am homeless but, no you’re homeless
i lost my balance, i fall
motherf+cker you know that i’m combless
bald head, yeah, gotta show this
to a bunch of little children
and if you didn’t know this
i live in a building
my water, yeah, that’s distilled sh+t
my father, yeah, that’s gone
i go home watching real flix
about someone’s dying dog
i p+ssed myself, yeah… no…
(salty)

[hook] (x2)
grumpy shave, woohoo (x4)
get the shave, woohoo (x4)
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