mr. barber - red balloon (friend edition) lyrics
[intro]
red balloon, okay? i have a red balloon
i have a shiny red balloon
alright? hey, listen
i have a shiny red balloon, okay?
i have a red balloon
i have a very shiny+
it’s time to go, are you ready for it?
it’s time to go, it’s time to go
are you ready for it?
[verse 1]
shiny, ha, yeah, squeaky, uh
red sh+t, uh, uh, go to disney world
find a balloon, put it on my wrist, uh
you can’t handle it, yuh
a balloon, on my d+ck, ooh
pull up my phone, so i can take a pic, yuh
see a friendly walking, you know that b+tch i’ll hit, yuh
see a doctor talking, yeah i’m kinda sick
go to a seafood place, get some big ass shrimp, uh
lil skinny b+tch at the waist, she ain’t got no tits, ah
now that i think about it, this b+tch got a d+ck, yuh
pulled down my pants, yuh, pubic hair look like rittz
[interlude: mr. barber & ]
ah, cletus, cletus, cletus, cletus
how you doing cletus?
cletus, i need you to calm down
you’re getting too out of hand, uh, you’re going a bit crazy, you’re out of your f+cking mind, you need medical assistance
i need to bring you to a f+cking hospital, you’re f+cking mentally sick
i’m sick of this sh+t, this is the last straw
i can’t take this anymore cletus
cletus, i need you to calm down or you have to go
cletus, cletus, you need to leave
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[hook]
shiny red balloon, yuh, yuh
shiny red balloon, yuh, aye
shiny red balloon, ooh, ooh
shiny red balloon, aye, yuh
i got a shiny red balloon, yeah
i got a shiny red balloon, ooh
i got a shiny red balloon, uh
i got a shiny red balloon, plant
[verse 2]
i got a shiny red balloon
don’t mistake it for the ass of a baboon
friend better watch out cause i clap that too
grab em by the hair and start to suck on their tooth, yuh
i never did anything wrong, mhm, uh
i beat my d+ck so later in life it will be strong, ooh
i tickle friends to the tune of this song, yuh
charge my f+cking phone in case the trip will be too long, uh
[interlude: mr. barber & ]
hey bruce from family guy, how you doing
did the rabbits get to you too?
why is it hot in here bruce?
what the f+ck did you say, bruce?
what, what, what?
what the f+ck? huh, you’re what?
what?
what did you just say, bruce?
wh+ wh+ what the f+ck?
i’m finna go get some ice cream, how you doing man?
[hook]
shiny red balloon, yuh, yuh
shiny red balloon, yuh, aye
shiny red balloon, ooh, ooh
shiny red balloon, aye, yuh
i got a shiny red balloon, yeah
i got a shiny red balloon, ooh
i got a shiny red balloon, uh
i got a shiny red balloon, plant
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