mr. barber - tattoo (friend edition) lyrics
[intro]
don’t laugh
it’s the thirst
the thirstiest time of the year
i have just one query
want a sprite cranberry?
the answer is clear
it’s the thirst
the thirstiest time of the year
sprite! let’s go!
[hook] (x2)
donate your blood, please
please, police
the dog is at me
dram, get a tattoo
friend, that’s you
the dog
[verse 1]
america, that’s where i live
you’re not made of a singed piece of orange juice
greece is where the mormons flew
because they’re angry at all the friends
tyrannosaurus rex invaded my country, help
you’re a friend, you’re a slayer
you’re a deer, you’re not a clown seer
mirror cat looks at me through my mirror
i park his skull, i shart so loud
my goals aren’t found, my bowls of milk are round
gorilla sold me them, gorilla folds clothes
harambe, ha, no, i meant my eighty year old gorilla with the ginormous c+ck furry oc
i meant my clock on the wall, i meant how how to savour the world
i meant to how to shave the world
how to save her some time for going into the punishment room
look up where you find something standing in the ceiling
ha, no, you’re a ceiling
you’re breathing too many
friends only have feelings
p+ssies only have feelings
my d+ck has feelings
i’m a mall
i stalled the postman for some more time
he’s delivering a package, it’s made with salt
head first to the supermarket
park it, in front of the tattoo parlour
on the head shaped barber
i’m a pumpkin carver
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[hook] (x2)
donate your blood, please
please, police
the dog is at me
dram, get a tattoo
friend, that’s you
the dog
[verse 2]
crippled v+g+n+ throws himself off of a building
i fill these cups filled with already+filled
dr phil, aye, a doctor’s apple keeps the doctor happy
flappy bird, don’t delete flappy bird or else you can’t get it back
play hacky sack with my b+llsack, please
fleas inside of my conundrum, there’s a problem: you’re friendly
filet+o+fish from jack+in+a+box’s new menu
filet+o+fish from this ocean
filet+o+fish, lay a fish on my carpet
lay a fish on my forehead
slay a fish, k!ll it, it’s k!lling me
slay a fish, you’re so f+cking slow
play with fish, in the crowd
eat the fish, put it in your mouth
brown
[hook] (x2)
donate your blood, please
please, police
the dog is at me
dram, get a tattoo
friend, that’s you
the dog
[outro]
mr. barber (x9)
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