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mr. hooves - the doctor lyrics

[verse 1]
listen now, the dong is here yo
imma just make this entrance clear
i’m a p-n-s surgeon, i’m always working
i m-st-rb-t- to myself
cuz i’m lookin hot as a motherf-cker without and clothing
so when you see me in my house i’m probably squirting
back to the story though
i gotta rush
a man got his p-n-s bit, at least it ain’t crushed
i mean he in pain now, god,godd-mn
but he came to the right guy cuz i’m the man
i gotta get to his c-ck
before the time go
tick,tick,tickity tock
oh f-ck! i’ running low
this man night not have a dong for the chicks to blow
oh no!
now i gotta get in a rush
and i gotta get this fixed
wait a second, hol’ up
how’d a snake get to your p-n-s?
[in a different voice]
well… i was toolin around with my pet cobra
then i shoved my d-ck in his nose, uhhh
then he got mad, bit my d-ck real bad
now i’m lying here with my shirt off my back
listen man i’d love to chat
but really, you just gotta fix my sh-t fast

[hook]
diggity dr. dong
i’m diggity dr. dong
i’m here to fix your dong
because that’s all i do in these songs
diggity dr. dong
i’m
diggity dr. dong
i’m diggity dr. dong
and im here to fix your dong, come on

[verse 2]
[in patience voice]
alright man enough with the singing
forreal, right now my ears are ringing
please just fix my d-ck man please
i don’t know.. maybe after i’ll have to get on my
knees
[dr. dong]
wait, you’ll do that for me?
oh f-ck yeah!
this sh-t’ll be brief, now just lemme pull down those briefs
and.. oh my god your d-ck has teeth
[patient]
yeah, i got them installed. ain’t that sick?
[dong]
no, that’s f-cking gross, in whose right mind would do this?
oh wait, now i remember, you f-cked your snake
now i see why your so f-cked in the brain
don’t worry though, i got this sh-t under control
first i need a pair of scissors and a scalpel
and i gotta go down to the t-st-c-ls
boom!
all done now, give me a round of applause
[patient]
nah man, all you did was cut off my nuts
what the f-ck dog, now i can’t bust!
[dong]
sorry dude but i was your choice
you came to dr. dong
now you can’t make any little boys
this songs a joke people
if you don’t understand
but if you like to bone snakes, people raise your hands!

[hook]
[outro]
yes! yes!
oh my god!
they call me dr. dong for.. for this reason
i save the day every godd-mn time
yeah!
f-ck yeah!

- mr hooves lyrics

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