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mr. jay (rap) - eminem vs super mario lyrics

eminem:
hey mario. uhh, may i have your attention, please?
how come every time i play your games, they make me wanna fall asleep?
all you do is jump far
and what’s with collecting your g+y little stars?
and g+y little cars
and visits to mars
now sit your ass down
let me k!ll you with bars
princess peach don’t need a save
didn’t even bake but she threw the cake (yeah)
i took that sl+t back to my house
she said “slim, put those mushrooms in my mouth” (splurge)
i created revival! what’s even your shtick? (uhn!)
you just break bricks, while i’m stacking bricks (ching)
king of the gamе? boy, i don’t give a f+ck sir
send you to the void, b+tch, guеss i’m a chuckster (d+mn!)
playing some sports with a hedgehog? you g+y?
and you’re on mushrooms? that’s f+cking insane!
how’d you get beat by a frog named wart bro
that froggy eat till he clogs from the gord doe
i’m the rap god, and your f+cking master
you got not chance with your f+cking cum blaster
stop eating spaghetti you big f+cking slob
mario, just get a job!
super mario (0:59):
mathers
the man i met almost 4 years ago
you wanted to battle me once again didn’t seem very fearful
but be careful
i know a lot about you, you may end up with tears full
by the way, you should probably mix this battle ‘cause you got ears to blow
my games, all ages will pay for
who the f+ck is your music made for?
if you don’t got the score, you can flock to the door
cause you got cheesier white rap than nerdcore
eminem more like feminem cuz god d+mn you a sissy b+tch
so don’t you dare try to step to this
or i’ll stomp you flat with my nintendo switch
i jump through fire and deadly traps
and hammers and spikes and chain chomps
stop being lame, slim
if you think your syllable spittin’ could impress me
you’re just plain wrong
you’re a fragile man i could poof to death with one jump to your stupid head
then i’ll grab kim and carey and jump, yeah i can be their superman

eminem (1:41):
get back, or get hissed at
you’re just the big n’s money wh0re (ooo?)
missed that
you got chris pratt?
i guess charles ain’t fun any more
well guess what, b+tch?
you don’t really wanna get into a p+ssin match
with this rappity brat
packing a mac in the back of the ac
backpack rap cr+p, yap+yap, yackety yack
super mario (1:54):
you f+cking r+t+rded or something?
cuz all that you say is just blah blah blah fart
did deangelo mark you so hard
that your brain is just blatantly tearing apart?
while your marriage was sh+t
i’m having a hit
with the princess of mushrooms
can’t you see
the reason you act like a b+tch is that
you’ve fallen off and you’re jealous of me

eminem (2:08):
you think you’re just hot sh+t for jumping? a fable
but your brother’s cooler when humping a table
that live action movie was a f+cking slog
like the games of that dino you treat like a dog
how’s a hedgehog got you headlocked
your fun’s a deadlock, just mess shlock
squishing you down like your low poly model and leave you like (mario 64 burn sound) (agh!)
illumination tried to save the day
but gave you less life than mgk
your 2ds was f+cking aids
and your mushroom friends are f+cking g+y

hey dre
(dr dre) ye, wuzzup slim
(em) how about we drop a f+ckin bomb onto this f+cker’s little island
(dr dre) then we’ll take his stash, then he’ll need a doctor
(em) yeah, and i can guess that+
(both) we’ll leave him dying!
super mario
you like to yap ‘bout your fast raps
i can promise i don’t give a kammy ass
don’t talk about my 2ds
when you couldn’t even beat ibs
1up, 2up, 3up, 4
you’re a stupid f+cking wh0re
for clout and dough, to be a rap star
but now my power star’s gonna make you fold!
i got the riches
while you got no b+tches
your stupid ass rhymes have just left me in stitches
so now i’ll devour
cuz i’ve got the power
to melt this track harder than a fire flower
what’s the matter? my rhymes so sick that it left you with a little fever
who cares if you’re a rap god when i’m a f+cking nonbeliever

super mario (screamo verse)
b+tch you think i’m a game (ayy)
that rap sh+t is rotting your brain (ayy)
run cuz you’ll need dr dre(ayy)
cuz b+tch i’m f+cking insane (ayy)
mommy hated your sh+t (b+tch)
ronnie flaked with the chicks (d+ck)
you’re maimed again
you cracker ass toothpick
claim that you’ll win
but where is your proof, b+tch?

- mr jay rap lyrics

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