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mr. jay (rap) - freddy fazbear vs sans lyrics

[intro]
here we go…
rap battle! indie game royale!
freddy fazbear
vs!
sans
begin!

[verse 1: sans]
enter my judgement hall paddington, best be prepared
cause i’m about to bare all about this unbearable bear
even temmie’s more menacing, watch where you’re treading
i had a bad time with simply no fright’s at freddy’s
determinedly dunk on your chuck+e+cheese singers
you’re a gaster that i’m speaking with middle fingers
try to phone home? you’re bone+zoned by thе rhymes that you’re hearing
fazbеar wins in kid’s dreams, but that’s just a game theory!

[verse 2: freddy fazbear]
it’s time to get it through your skull, you shouldn’t teleport to freddy
cause that verse was more uncooked than your brother’s spaghetti
snow piles like your verse, slop, i’m more fed up than your pet rock
leave you black and blue, a sign it’s time for you to stop
it’s a relative development, let me help this endoskeleton
i’ll leave you in ruins, befriending you’s not my intention
the final night and you’re the one with inactive behavior
i’d love to dismember this dodgy defender failure
[verse 3: isaac]
it seems you’re in a bind, so you both need to hush
catch you both by surprise when you’re brimstoned to mush
what? you think i just lie here in the bas+m+nt and mope?
i’ve crushed satan and your girl, looks like i’ve got your goat
sagittarius piercing my tears through the chest
of a blas+feemur and a muppet who think i’m distressed
but you assume there’s a chance of you saving your souls?
since when were you the losers the ones in control?

[verse 4: shovel knight]
digging up that retro grave that you 3 were filling, downer
since you’ll barely be remembered as an overworld encounter
while skelebros’ net reception recalls my romantic adventure
they will gaze upon your motherly figure, though with displeasure
game mechanics freak show has never been enchanted
but all the gold you’ve stolen has never been so wanted!
challenging the master? my companions are ready to take action
this trophy’s out, i’ll be chilling in everyone’s amiibo collection

[verse 5: steve and ??????]
connecting to the server from the mine to bring the pain
mojang’s one and only steve here+ alright, that’s it!
i’m sick and tired of you coming in here and taking the spotlight every single time!
i’m going to show you what a true survival game is, you blockhead!
alright, here goes
[verse 6: terraria]
welcome to the land of adventure, the land of mystery, the land for you to shape!
i don’t need an infinite map for me to craft a better landscape
begone, evil! your head’s in the clouds if you think you aren’t a mess
i’m launching this into hard mode when i rip your walls of flesh
(3, 2, 1, go!) your verses mirror your theories since they’re too hard to follow
don’t need a unicorn to prove that all your rhymes are hollow
the eater of words and destroyer of rhymes
is skeleton primed and ready to squash you like slimes
step down to this pixelated power who’s equipped
with more horror than a blood moon or a solar eclipse
don’t influx waver to bring the truth with the night’s edge
your impending doom approaches in this lunar event

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
stay tuned+ but what about me? get outta here, no one likes you!
aw… for the next rap battle!

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