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mr. jay (rap) - notch vs shigeru miyamoto lyrics

[intro]
rap battle!
shigeru miyamoto
vs!
markus persson
begin!

[verse 1: markus persson]
let’s go to a place where imagination’s the limit
where the world you live in is built in your own image
minecraft! my craft! making billions as i speak
cracking your cr+p tablet like it’s sales in it’s first week
like creepers, tracks, i drop ’em, all your jabs, i block ’em
mics, i bedrock ’em, b+tton smash till you’re rotten
flip you off with your power glove as i’m rhyming
got my full gear on, shine bright like a diamond

[verse 2: shigeru miyamoto]
consoles made long ago that are still in their prime?
characters known for years that’ll stand the test of time?
who’s got lots? it’s not notch! keep to your sandbox
you may stand there tough, but it falls flat like sand blocks
you wouldn’t have a career if it wеren’t for me in ’83
maybe usе the wii fit to get rid of those calories!
i’ve added to this diss a new feature, as now you can see
cl!ck this b+tton to see your ass+kicking in 3d
[verse 3: markus persson]
so more broken promises on consoles you rushed?
pc’s all the rage these days! nintendo’s getting left in the dust!
i dare you to bring your company, i’ll ludum all their stuff
i’m seething, now i’ll be griefing your whole career up
show you up like bethesda for thinking you could take me
only difference is, this won’t be settled in quake 3!
if you think you’re in first place, then here’s a blue sh+ll
your wii+wii’s smaller than a pikmin, i wouldn’t call it handheld!

[verse 4: shigeru miyamoto]
mo’ money mo’ problems, ’cause microsoft bought ’em
who got his own job or company? markus sure doesn’t got ’em!
gave your game a chance, server’s still loading
while you sit on your ass thanks to mods and lazy coding
nintendo power, chump! that’s what it’s like to be me
you’re just some bob the builder simulator straight from the 80s
you’re through thanks to shigeru, don’t mess with a god
see ya, love from miya, it seems i’ve kicked you down a notch

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
stay tuned for the next rap battle!

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