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mr. jay (rap) - sans and papyrus vs mario and luigi lyrics

[intro]
rap battle!
sans and papyrus
vs!
mario and luigi
begin!

[verse 1: papyrus and sans]
here he hails! the finest conquistador of the underground
pound you both with rhymes, leaving the audience ground+bound!
my promotion is assured once my wit’s finished brokering peace
of 2 monsters whose relevance i topped before release
have a piece of my mind to write a book on the papy we adore
while my frostbite at the core spits just above world 4
let us watch this washеd+up party try and put on a show
as my newest jigsaw puzzles will put you right bеlow the banjo!
we should all take a break from the damage i’ve just said
i sense luigi’s impatience, he wants the pasta that i’ve made
so please sans, take the mic! +silence+
you’re meant to talk sans!!! so do it post+haste! fine…

[verse 2: mario and luigi]
time’s up! let’s+a go! time to destroy a couple spin+offs!
tell me, in which universe have we roasted both your skins off?
it’s quite impressive you of all skeletons is shape like a whale
because you’re a blatant rip+off of the flattest of our tales
play you in this rpg, and when the 2 of us are in a race
we’re fast on both the tracks, won’t need a sh+ll to make 1st place
why do we bother when a flower could be spitting all our fire?
look! there’s ashes but no value left of this cheep cheep squire
[interlude: papyrus and sans]
+sans snoring+
come on sans, you’re embarrassing me!
i even brought you a beat!
uh, if you insist

[verse 3: sans]
your mouths talk trash after the shrooms you’ve chewed
ya’ll should re+evaluate the nature of these brooklyn dudes
i won’t join your sports crew and let bybones be bybones
sticks and stones nor frog suits will impress davy jones!
starting with mario’s power of love getting dunked on
green guy, the roles switch with you getting jumped on
bringing a skele+ton of shade with a barebones effort
dealing with gunk daily and still struggle with a rap exert
my flow is chill to the bone, such ease, it looks easy
cause we’ll leave your ship to crash worse than mama luigi!
repetitive like bowser’s schemes, blandness quota’s fulfilled
but… above all… +yawns+ your games… +snoring+

[verse 4: mario, luigi, and both]
you’re at your weakest again, how here are our plans
we will break this character even worse than ultra sans
we’re still going, your bodies are more alive than your bandwagons
and while you’re trying to fight with children, we’re burning giant dragons!
we’ve got a console classic for each of your known meme entires
fail both of your jobs on purpose, we’ve been around for many centuries
once again, i chase the undead, and with your dismantled dry bones
wii will remake our music using them on a xylophone! (ha!)
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
stay tuned+ ah!
for the next rap battle!

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