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mr. jay (rap) - toon link vs paper mario lyrics

[intro]
rap+rap+rap battle!
toon link
vs!
paper mario
begin!

[verse 1: toon link]
a new legend was born, and he’s here to teach this man a lesson
i’m saving hyrule while you’re busy buying contact lens
what’s your puny hammer got against my master sword, kid?
i would stomp you flat but you’ve already beat me to it!
using the wind’s requiem to blow your paper ass to town
better run before i use these iron boots to squash you down
you suck more than my guest jar, so i won’t hear another word
when i whip out my pacci’s cane and use it to flip you the bird!

[verse 2: paper mario]
(here we go!)
this grandmama’s boy just stepped up to the wrong mascot
the rpg master’s gonna snap this win without a picto box
a schizophrenic with a talking boat are trash for the millennia
i’ll switch to 3d mode and kick you back to pennsylvania
a 12 year old boy trying to be poseidon?
while i’m morphing into aeroplanes crashing into your little islands
i’m the super duper trooper ruler attacking this junior
your appearance in smash was more useless than the tingle tuner
[verse 3: toon link]
someone’s jealous that dr. mario was the chosen clone
bring your brother in this battle and i’ll show you how to smash bros
throw you in the paper shredder and leave you in the royal crypt
you’ll take a turn for the worse with a spin attack, so just split!
now, onwards and forwards! we’ll wreck you with 4 swords
you’re borderline horrible, door more disappointing than pandora
useless! i wouldn’t even crumble you for my plumbing
your rhymes are worse than sticker star, and that is saying something!

[verse 4: paper mario]
mama mia! has it not crossed these 4 blind mice
that their ginormous rupee wallet won’t help them pay the price?
while i’m feeling up flurry, you 4 latch each others’ hookshots!
give up now, because all your efforts are just for x+naught
your time is running out, hourglass won’t help you, little boy
so take another step closer and you’ll get sucked into the void!
i’d rather deal with tingle’s quest than listen to this ingrate
just like zess t.’s recipes, all your games were just mistakes

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
stay tuned for the next rap battle!

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