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mr. jay (rb) - alexander the great vs link lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of history!
alexander
vs!
lllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiink!
begin!

[verse 1: link and navi]
shrrock!!! i’mma whip you with my cooooooooock!
when it smacks you in the face, it’s as hard as a rooooooooock
don’t be jealous. we both have swords
mine attracts a princess wh0re yours attracts a wh0re! (ohh)
how ironic. alexander the great can’t climb a mountain
when his baby ass is injured, he can’t get to the great fairy fountain
hey listen! press a to eat our raps
can’t navigate through the burns of the fire temple we possess? here, use a map

[verse 2: alexander the great]
look at this, i’m battling a f+cking teenage kid
what’s those noises you make? gotta take a shiiiiiiiiiit?!?
shut the h+ll up. i’m better than you, i’m legendary
i’m not a little f+ggot who uses the help of fairies
i took my father’s throne at such a young age
you saved the princess thousand times and still haven’t got laid
i’mma chu you like a bomb, go and play that time song
so you can go back in the past and avoid me, you f+cking dodongo
[verse 3: link and navi]
nothing scares me more than your little dimples
i got laid by my future wife, in the water temple
hey listen b+tch! you died while drinking
that’s not the thing you do when you reign as a king

[verse 4: alexander the great]
go away now! i’ll decapitate you!
your little fairy’s b+tthurt, she’s the color of blue
don’t ever f+ck with me, i’m the great
it’s your fault, all your little gorons got ate by king dodongooooooooooo

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battles of history!!!

- mr jay rb lyrics

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