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mr. jay (rb) - steven vs sans lyrics

[intro]
rap battle!
steven universe
vs!
sans
begin!

[verse 1: steven]
another mountain of a war between 2 races has erupted
but 1 shines like a pearl, while the other’s fighting is corrupted
no umbrella can save you from this hall of rain
cause the car wash kid’s got the flow to clean your chains!
mutating boneheads, underfallen rhymes into containment?
watching crying breakfast friends is quite a lot more entertainment (whoo!)
heart of a lion, brawn of the laser light cannon
that eliminates this lazy+bones and his whole crazy fandom

[verse 2: sans]
it’s a beautiful day, you wanna have a bad time?
that’s fine, i’m not afraid to fight this child with mad rhymes
my backbone will show no mercy, and his ego i won’t spare
if i’m fine to defeat the human+monster called the tiger millionaire
i’m metta with a skele+ton of rapping misdirections
all your hits are missing cause your angry raps are ineffective
my game was flawless while your show was a th+rny rose like flowey
spat lava, now this kid will burn in h+ll under beach city
[verse 3: steven]
i have a knack for solving puzzles of your vague threats
and that’s to keep a neutral route, while flowers echo my success
i’m on the peri+dot of being this star’s shtoo+ball of hope
it’d be a real trick to find your win, even with a telescope

[verse 4: sans]
you can light up kevin, sure, but i’d be taking him to dinner
you’d be better off like lapis: stuck inside a magic mirror
if a goat defends you, doesn’t mean i’d root you being nice, kid
just give up trying to be a pacifist, i know i sure did!

[verse 5: steven]
no matter what puns you will crack, you will never break this gemstone
i won’t act from your jokes while i’m leaving you with blue bones
so get out of my universe or feel my hot+lands of roast
your strongest attack was useless, this skeleton can’t char a ghost
and don’t hate on my girl dawg, you’re getting down in the lab
with a lesbian reptilian fox, explain that!
my strong bonds with my friends has fused into a great family
your relationships would be fine if they were a little less fishy…

[verse 6: sans]
you’ve come this far, but now your judgement has arrived!
from your face, i’ve attacked you before, i’m agaster, you’re alive
you need to reset your cool, take some lessons from my brother
your love to others is low, looks like you take from your mother!
i’ll be the one to school you, call this a summer heat buddy
no more hp to regain without the junk food in your inventory
snowdin’d on all fonts, this comic’s defeated you where you sans
n0body’s coming now for this determined little dead man
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
stay tuned+ +slice+
for the next rap battle!

- mr jay rb lyrics

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