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mr luck - santa tried to fuck me! lyrics

[verse 1: digbar]
it’s about that time of year, it’s almost christmas though
remember when that nigga tried to kiss me by the mistletoe
man, i still believe in santa, bro, i know he’s real
christmas eve, i always keep my milk and my cookies field
but this shit, this ain’t yo’ ordinary christmas song
we gotta tell y’all like some’n important, we won’t keep you long
i’m in this bitch with mr. luck, man i know he feelin’ lucky
long story short, that nigga santa tried to fuck me
last christmas eve, i walked down the stairs and i was singin’ jingle bells
one hour ’til midnight, i seen santa, he wasn’t seemin’ well
i was spyin’ on him, tryna check if i got gifts
man, that nigga santa empty+handed, he did not have shit
so i was pissed, i’m like “santa, whеre the fuck is my gifts?”
he just lookеd me in my eyes and then he held up his fist
i’m like what? does this nigga think he thanos?
then he said that he gon’ play up in my booty just like it’s some play+doh
i was hella shook, i said “man, i thought that you was santa”
he said “fuck that christmas shit, you lookin’ good in them pajamas”
i was heartbroken, santa, man, i can’t believe this shit
he said meet him at the workshop for some ol’ saint dick
so i did, i ain’t gon’ be the nigga that’s known for lettin’ santa down
i’ma go give santa what he want while y’all all stand around
i just pulled up to the workshop, nigga we just landed down
when i walked up to the door, that nigga santa pants was down
[interlude: digbar & mr. luck]
damn santa
shit, you gon’ make me a ho ho ho +chuckle+
ah, shit
no no no
ho ho ho (no no no, shit)
heh heh heh (wait)
come here lil’ boy, heh heh heh
aahh, aahh, aahh, aahh, aahh, ah (+laughing+)
wait, wait, wait, please, please (+laughing+)
please, please don’t do this
uhhh

[refrain]
ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho, ho ho
hee ho no no, no no no no, no no, i go
ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho

[verse 2: mr. luck]
so i’m in santa’s workshop
thinkin’ this the worst stop
and then i got my first shock
when santa dropped his fur top (huh?)
then he stripped his whole suit
and he say “you look hella cute” (what?)
he wanna play my cock like a flute
i say “fuck this shit”, then i scoot (oh)
but it’s too late (what?), he’s at the gate
he can’t wait, there’s no debate
man, i thought santa was straight
man, santa want my milk and cookies
[?] my balls like they some goodies (oh)
i thought santa only did good deeds
there’s only one way i coulda peed
what is it? (damn)
santa wanna fuck me (huh?)
i don’t know what struck me
santa wanna plug me
treat me like a dummy, shit (what?)
i don’t know what to do
santa like “i wanna fuck you” (huh?)
yo’ last one, it’d be a fuckin’ good view (ah)
damn man, ha, i almost made it through (what?)
then he got me
this cannot be (woah), i’m like “not me”
he say that i’m a hottie
i want my mommy, i’m like “fuck”
i’m like “fuck, fuck, fuck”
[break]
heh heh heh
ho ho ho
you my ho ho ho

[refrain]
i go ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho, ho ho
hee ho no no, no no no no, no no, i go
ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho

[verse 3: mr. luck]
he ripped my shirt off with his paws
look in the corner, i’m in awe (what?)
who’s that watchin’? it’s ms. claus
hangin’ her pants, she go yaw (what?)
then i rise up like a phoenix
turn to santa, rip off his penis (huh?)
once i seen it in my hand, i leave
this shit dirty (god), need a hygienist
man, shit, his seed is gross
i killed santa, i’m an extremist (huh?)
and ms. claus sees it
throws the dick, but she missed
finna rise up, run between his tall legs
for the cleanest escape, he shouts
“i’ll do revenge, and i mean this” (huh?)
then i run to his sleigh, this shit a crazy day
and i ride that shit far far away (way)

- mr luck lyrics

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