mr. master - crunch! lyrics
[prod. by mr. master]
[verse: mr. master]
all this sh+t y’all lettin’ slide, lemme slide then
neighbors heard ultra through the wall
thought it’s the violent femmes
juggalo saw me on the street, thought it’s violent j
b+tch, you can tell that it’s not from like a mile away
it’s been lorentz invariance since like the zero+th grade
aztecs got knocked out march madness, i was like “i don’t care!”
really out here active duty with d+nk flamingo
ransom note brick thrown through the overton window!
bet uncut bout to get its own kid’s show!
currently got h+lla cheeto stains on my lab coat!
i’m spicin’ up my panic attack with a harmonica
i sat next to jake thomas in the therapist’s office once
i saw eva n0blezada waiting in line at the starbucks
i was gonna ask for a picture, but i was hard as f+ck bro!
man, act like i wouldn’t f+ck reeve carney up though
i would get dude plucked like a clawhammer banjo
you got a onlyfans, but like where are your fans though?
how are you unique with a uke playin’ vance joy?
time travel, now i’m the best 60s dancer boy
time travel a lil less, and now i’m david choi!
i’ma see how long i can go without knowing what an nft is
i booked taylor swift to perform in the alaskan wilderness
get your mind out the gutter, i said “annus mirabilis”
nice to meet you, i am the shower nozzle m+st+rbation materialist
check out my new full p+ ahhh
check out my new full page spr+ ahhh
check out my new full page spread in lapham’s quarterly
i just made a new genre, it’s called spoken word p+rn+etry
i’ma go on cameo and charge an exorbitant fee
for videos the fbi already records for free!
i only learn dances where i don’t have to leave the ground
once you leave the ground, it’s not dancing. it’s exercise, ew!!
i bought a froggy chair that was jambette skinned alive
i bought my dog a thundershirt, now i scare him all the time!
cottagecore chick want the d+ck. i’m like why?
i only saw midsommar like one time
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