mr. master - leisurely stroll through stepford suburbia lyrics
[prod. by mr. master (angela morley)]
[verse: mr. master]
mr. master makes the world go round
high five, scientists!
deal exclusively in blind spot and hindsight biases
and let me highlight this bit before i’m misunderstood
yes, you can be this smart and look this good
ya followin’ me, camera guy?
let’s talk showbiz
next time you see a street performer, don’t give
that’s called enabling
and you don’t wanna get roped into
some no talent hack’s vain attempt to feign emotion
no offense
but that’s the dishonest truth! take it from me
a bloke with a chip on his shoulder and a chip on his tooth
bully ball. is that ref h-llen keller? she should’ve called!
greetings from the past, before america was fully walled
greetings from the future after buchenwald
i’m just kidding, germany. you know i love your… guten tag
i don’t rap fast, you listen slow. half-time the video
anti politico. pro fat guy in a little coat
triple jeopardy. triple major in
hidden temple teams, hitler empathy
and rectal hysterectomy
batten down your sn-tches
i’m leavin’ blood stains on aids quilt patches
it’s all good in the woods until you play with matches
deoxys raikou clefairy trapinch
i’m just hangin’ on my balcony
wrapped in a blanket with paris jackson
talkin’ about how framed her dad is
here’s a headline for ya:
“mr. master found dead inside-”
i got fans who’d jump in front of a bullet that i loaded
who turn ultra up loud as they
avoid eye contact with the homeless
the sticker’s the only reason they voted
and they know to spill the kool aid on the ground
and never keep up with the joneses
atta boy/girl/prefer not to answer!
now you’re microwaving with hamsters!
you deserve a pat on the-
y’know what? you deserve an entire terry frisk pat search
just keep your hands on the vehicle
i need to hide my badge first
you’re not allowed to say everyone sounds the same
if you sound exactly like someone else
that being said
everyone sounds the same!
welp, i guess i have to blaze this trail by myself!
rappers, i beg of you. if you’re going to commit ident-ty theft
at least thieve from the best
please, jock my st–z! i insist, just leave me a little cred
drop this vid into easybib and keep me in your cited texts
but then again, this style is kinda one size fits one, no?
it’s an art writing smart punchlines this dumb… ho
but did you see the invisible gorilla though? rewind the video!
there’s so much more to ultra than you think you know!
a bottomless wapo pinocchio rapid t rabbithole
that chewed up andy warhol and spat out andy ngo
teachable moment!
next time, don’t let fox news loose in a white-painted hen house. and let bygones be rights wronged you never forget about
if all my parts unknown fell through
i’d tie a noose in a french hotel too
and now that we’re all miserable
my name is gabriel jacob luansing
i’m your new school princ-p-l
easy listening just got a lot more difficult
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