mr. master - minigame lyrics
[prod. by mr. master]
[intro:]
ready?
go!
[verse 1: mr. master]
go-getter. go-getter, go-getter
finger in my nose like a gorilla
she make a dj request for the d
hit her home, had to go get her
ash left a stain on my clothes
keepin’ up with the jones
kung pow. i’m the chosen one
brand new style on the scene
all star on the team
so far, i’m the only one!
beep beep! why y’all so slow?
we ain’t relate, don’t call me bro
hands and feet inside the boat
don’t stand up. no flash photo
my left hand like mcenroe
not nearly as angry though
my face covered in pantyhose
not robbin’ a bank, just washin’ my clothes
[chorus 1: mr. master]
(new flow!)
new flow? lemme see, what about this?
[verse 2: mr. master]
i might go bet me the farm, wow
i put a thou on my cow, wow
i put a thou on my sow, wow
master the frontrunner now
how? after these six easy payments of $49.99
you can find out! wow
you say the humor lowbrow, wow
i say it’s holier than thou, wow
double the scoop on the ice cream
she double the likes on her ig
only listen to me and to yg
but she’ll need a phonebook to find me
ultra, ultra, no light beam
my name on the page of your diary
gallery, gallery, art thieves
i’m like an uglier darwin deez
[chorus 2: mr. master]
(new flow!)
alright, i think i’m getting the hang of this now
nyw!
[verse 3: mr. master]
wipin’ the spot, i’m a bounty hunter
i went right ‘tween her legs like i’m billy buckner
improv everywhere when i’m out in public
i might bust into singing and dancing number
you’re about to end up in a world of hurt
tom cruise to the furniture
captain kirk comma colonel kurtz
comma woody goss on the wurlitzer
i’ma just say that i’m sick instead of goin’ to school today!
ferris bueller when i answer the telephone
coughing sound on the piano, they’ll never know
rap like my shangri-la is only as ever as far as malibu
don’t talk to me with that att-tude
i turn the san diego zoo to xanadu
[chorus 3: mr. master]
(new flow!)
okay, what if i go, like, really slow?
[verse 4: mr. master]
welcome to master’s school of cheap magic tricks and debauchery
where there are five hundred different channels
and nothing worth watching
i just listened to kool ad’s entire discography
or at least everything that was on spotify
not even all of that honestly
you whippersnappers need to get off of my property
if one more ball rolls onto my lawn, i’ma call the police!
jolly good show from the hollywood square
audio gold, slick as ponyboy’s hair
checked and y’all were not even there
[chorus 4: mr. master]
(final round!)
alright, victory lap
lemme put on for the town one time
[verse 5: mr. master]
i got the toon up, the trap and the lure
and the throw and the squirt and the drop and the sound
young jabbernugget don’t monkey around
they know my town
i get you greened
cold caller wannabe, tryna vp
send an uber to the toontorial
i made me a suit outta cog parts
knock a bossbot off his golf cart
presentation lure you onto train tracks
hit the geyser after wedding cake splat
opera sing then toontanic’ll lay you flat
hit the high dive to make ’em laugh
sorry, i used up all my unites
on the toons that i actually like
master, i might take me a trip on the trolley
and stay there the rest of my life
toontown
[outro:]
a new record!
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