mr. master - rpg lyrics
[prod. by mr. master]
[interlude 1: mr. master]
yeah, i’ve got a solid 200-240 hours in the game already
and i am loving it so far
the character creation section has so many options!
i can’t wait to see what the actual gameplay is gonna be like!
[intro: mr. master]
where the nerds at? where the nerds at?
nah, they don’t bother with no party. yeah, i heard that
where the geeks at? where the geeks at?
this really ain’t the type o’ place that they would be at
all these squares tryna play me like a video game
all these girls tryna play me like a video game
all these fakes tryna play me like a video game
y’all mistake! man, just let me play my video games, man
[verse 1: mr. master]
pay for my apartment with my party tricks
any other context, i’d be a narcissist
you have no idea how hard it is
to be against the world, then have to act like you’re a part of it
these scotch tape gl-sses got my city on lock. yes
photo stagin’ with the surgeon out in loch ness
godzilla popped up out the science fair projects
start a food fight at this pie eating contest
bang
[chorus: mr. master]
role player. put one in the air
for the super don dada with the supervillain lair
too player. roleplay. let me hear you say
nerdcore hip hop don’t stop all day. aye yay!
role player. who’s that over there
with the poodle on her skirt and the curl in her hair?
oh yeah. roleplay. get up out my way
you ain’t gotta go home but you know you can’t stay
role player
[interlude 2: mr. master]
okay so my strategy is to stay in this first area
keep beating these level 1 guys whenever they resp-wn
and keep getting experience until i’m level 99
and i can walk through the rest of this game like a god
[verse 2: mr. master]
rocket propelled grenade your role playing game
high score for about as long as y’all’ve stayed the same
money counter. michael winslow talkin’ all funny soundin’
honey badger. drop all your weapons. we’ve got you surrounded
lucid dream. student film. lens flare every scene
elephant pink. electric sheep. d-mn things won’t let me sleep
sesame street. ocarina play the cantina theme
this that triangle shirtwaist factory fire, yadadamean?
fresh out the hoosegow. fine from the shoes down
book report proofread. rat outta boomtown
casual everyday, chillin’
civil war veteran but my clothes civilian
still edit wikipedia like it’s no one’s business
i look like allen sherman. i look like adam curtis
i look like captain kirkland. i look like random person
active. radio. straight out chern0byl. say it ain’t so
thought i would mutate but no. what a lovely way to goooo!
[chorus: mr. master]
role player. put one in the air
for the super don dada with the supervillain lair
too player. roleplay. let me hear you say
nerdcore hip hop don’t stop all day. aye yay!
role player. who’s that over there
with the poodle on her skirt and the curl in her hair?
oh yeah. roleplay. get up out my way
you ain’t gotta go home but you know you can’t stay
role player
[interlude 3: mr. master]
finally! what a cheap boss, i swear
wait, what?! i’m only 26% done?
welp, these collectibles aren’t gonna collect themselves
[verse 3: mr. master]
bonsai kittens sit on the windowsill of my kitchen
i’m cookin’. she’s kissin’
youtube commentin’ like i’m not desperate
please listen. just a small town boy who likes to dream big
and copy all the things that all the people on tv did
what is this, amatuer hour?
hand me that towel. you’re runnin’ outta battery power
no need to be maxin’ you out, easy
doc-ments leakin’. it’s opposite season for all the wrong reasons
you can’t fire me, i’m already leavin’ and all y’all can eat it!
pardon my english, i’m garglin’ rivets
argument winnin’. anything less and i’m cardinally sinnin’
margin all filled up like art in exhibit
enough in my pocket to pay a particle physicist’s college tuition
are you still listenin’?
alert the m-sses. the circus is back in town
and this time it’s not backin’ down
get the traffic cones and riot gear
‘cause as long as i am here, you’ll have to handle this crowd
say it loud, i’m ugly and i’m proud. louder
[outro: mr. master]
role playe- wait!
i look like rocky balboa. i look like matau the toa
y’all got some coulrophobia. that sh-t is bang out of order
i look like shamu the orca being held captive and tortured
least that’s what blackfish reported
at least two sides to the story
me and my consiglieri are just so conspiratory
that little concert you played didn’t do anything for me
better get back to the drawing board
and have a draft in by morning
i’m noice!
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