mr. master - turkey in the straw lyrics
[prod. by mr. master]
[verse 1: mr. master]
i was strollin’ with my girlie on a sunny summer day
when the wind came and tried to take my gal away
saw the breeze start a-risin’ like i never saw before
that’s the reason why i don’t see my gal no more
three and a quarter. pound and a half
sheep to the slaughter. cows and the calves
on the stage one mic one check one two
who’d’ve thought that the kid be rappin’ better than you?
[verse 2: mr. master]
on the squad, i don’t ever spend a dollar on a b-tch
i don’t give no f-cks and i don’t take no sh-t
only trash what i’m hearin’ now. as far as i can see
it ain’t no one that’s out that’s rappin’ better than me
what you need? i got all you ever wanted for the low
all the dopeheads follow everywhere i go
i don’t know why they’re always in my corner tryna play
made a k!llin’ from chillin’ on my -ss all day
red one, the black one, blue one, the green
which one was that one? what do you mean?
tried to beat it outta dodge but i didn’t get far
’cause a man with a tow truck repossessed my car
[verse 3: mr. master]
make it bounce. i don’t ever waste my money. not a ounce
‘less a stack spent shoppin’ at the gamestop counts
unannounced, head to comic con and sneak myself inside
with the burner and turn ‘er up to defcon 5. it’s alive
i just upgraded charisma on my stats
yeah, the song sound silly but the song still slap. what was that?
serotonin shift a serpent from a staff. hallelujah!
who out here really rappin’ like that? bang
t-tanic sink ice. jump up out the face
pleaded me my fifth right. step up off my case
had to shove a little somethin’ in the oven, let that bake
said the suspect still at large and somewhere runnin’ to this day
does your face feel numb when you hear a sh-tty pun?
does the sisyphus myth just have you swallowing your tongue?
take this jagged little pill and let it pull you to the sun
let the place go dumb
[outro: mr. master]
stupid
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