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mr. safety - make poop lyrics

(hook)
everybody in the club wanna
make p–p
everybody in their car wanna
make p–p
everybody going on a date
make p–p
everybody running late
just make p–p

when you’re dodging traffic cause you gotta take a dump
no matter how good you drive you’ll always hit a bump
but you will get home now sooner or later
but cross your fingers that you have toilet paper

if you gotta sh-t and you’re stuck in traffic
your palms will sweat and your -ss will twitch
ain’t that a b-tch?
if it starts to come out, just give your cheeks a pinch
pinchy-pinchy-pinchy-pinchy-pinch-p–p-p–p

have you ever had to take a sh-t at a zoo?
maybe at school?
maybe in a pool?
sometimes i have to take a sh-t in the drive through
ooh!

make p–p
this song goes out to the truckers
man i feel bad for all you motherf-ckers!

(hook)
make p–p
the people who like jumping out a plane
make p–p
the people who get stuck in the rain
make p–p
it doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor
make p–p
everybody just need to make p–p

all the girlies do it like britney spears
pushing out a nutty-b-tty, face full of tears
mr.t has problems with his colon
cause every time he sh-ts it looks like gary coleman

whenever you go and take a cr-p, do you ever turn around and take a look back?
do you sh-t before you pee?
sometimes i pee before i p–p and when i p–p i pee freely

if this song makes you feel weird
make p–p
who cares about the other people
just make p–p
everybody has a b-tt hole, make p–p
if someone gets mad, tell them they make p–p

that’s it! i haven’t heard enough people out there talking about making p–p!
so what am i going to do?
hahahahahahaha
make p–p again!

(hook)
make p–p
the people who like smelling their own fart
make p–p
the people who think sh-tting is an art
make p–p
the people who like riding on a bike
make p–p
sh-tting is a part of life
just make p–p

when you’re at a party and you see somebody hot
they walk your way but your stomach does a knot
they grab your hand for you to dance
when you get to the floor, you sh-t your pants
and it runs down your leg and into your shoe
the music stops cuz it smells like p–p
whatcha gonna do?
you run to the bathroom with your dingle-berry stew
sweaty slimy sticky smelly
f-ck f-ck f-ck
you run to the back and the bathroom’s locked
your body gets hotter cause your -ss won’t shut
remember when you’re out of toilet paper use a sock
ooh!

i’m mr.safety, but my real name is cory
believe it or not i make p–p every morning

(hook)
make p–p
the people in the usa
make p–p
the people who live in the uk
make p–p
the people in the country of europe
make p–p
everybody in the world
just make p–p

all the asian people do it like bruce lee
sh-tting out a milky way running up a tree
african people do it with a beat
one time i almost sh-t myself riding in my jeep
cause i’m just a stupid white boy
i think it’s funny when people get annoyed
whaaa!

does this song make you sick?
i’ll pull down my pants so you can suck my wiener

people with a shallow mind aren’t worth pleasing
cause everything i do it’s always done for a reason
and it’s never the season for disbelieving
so be open with yourself because that’s who you must believe in

make p–p
make poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

- mr safety lyrics

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