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mr. safety - s.m.p. (get hardcore) lyrics

[intro]
s.m.p., s.m.p., s.m.p., s.m.p
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[verse 1: mr. safety, tim that f+cking guy & red]
my name is mr. safety and i’m sure you remember me
right here is tim that f+cking guy
he looks like he is sad because he has no booty in his eye

hi, my name’s tim that f+cking guy, and i’m drunk
the last p+ssy that i had really stunk
she’s starting to look like her mom with junk in the trunk
my stepdad is an assh0l+ and my brother’s a punk

mr. safety kinda looks like a goose
but i have no room to talk because i look like beetlejuice
by the way my name is red and i’m not very wise
and i am skinny as f+ck because i exercise

[verse 2: mickey d. & wilma]
hi my name is mike and i’m the f+cking neighbor
and i work at a car wash, that’s hard labor
s.m.p. guys are pretty f+cking cool
i can’t rap right now because i have to pinch a stool
i’m always acting crazy because that’s what i do
i’m mr. safety’s girlfriend wilma and i’m stupid too
i’m a fire+breathing redhead and i know how to dance
mr. safety was on fire just to get in my pants

[chorus]
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)

[verse 3: mr. safety, tim that f+cking guy & red]
if you wanna get laid, this is what you do
light yourself on fire and act like a fool
s+x is good, s+x is great
even though i’m getting laid, i still m+st+rbate

shut up mr. safety, at least you mate
i need a chick right now, i’m sick of the wait
give me b00bies, give me a tw+t
i’ll f+ck your p+ssies right now ready or not

my hair is crazy ‘cuz my brush is lazy
i don’t care because it gets the ladies
some guys think it’s stupid, think it’s wack
it’s kinda like an afro, but i’m not black
[verse 4: mickey d. & wilma]
the s.m.p. crew makes me laugh
they named my wife black+and+a+half
my cousin david puked on the walls
then mr. safety picked it up and fed it to brawls

f+ck this sh+t, i’m tired of jacking it off
i’ma let wilma finish it off
mr. safety is wacking it again
too bad he doesn’t know i m+st+rbate more than him

[chorus]
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)

[verse 3: mr. safety, red, tim that f+cking guy, mickey d. & wilma]
sometimes when i have to take a sh+t, i fart
if i do it by your nose don’t take it to heart
he ain’t lying, it smells like sh+t
if smoking smelled like safety’s ass, i know i would quit

i know his ass reeks and that is the truth
but mr. safety hasn’t smelled my p++p
i bet your ass stinks like hot trash
judging by your hair you probably got a b+ttstache
before this song ends let me say something first
when girls take a sh+t, the sh+t smells worse
guys think farting is cool and neat
well guess what guys, girls can queef

[chorus]
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)
s.m.p. hardcore (get hardcore)

[outro: wilma & mr. safety]
ugh, i’m so h+rny (f+ck yeah)
i wanna watch you m+st+rbate
go take a sh+t you sick f+ck!
and you wonder why i m+st+rbate
meet me in bed
okay!

- mr safety lyrics

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