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mr. safety - stupidity lyrics

[intro]
haha, yeah!
alright, let’s get a little serious and talk about being stupid
stupidity
stupidity

[verse 1]
sometimes we all just need to get stupid
if you want to go crazy don’t hold back, just do it
when i’m home alone, bored to the bone
i don’t get stoned, i call my friends on the cellular phone

i say hey hey, do you wanna get crazy?
got a hundred rubber bands and i’ll grab a case
of duct tape, i don’t know what to do, yeah
but when we figure it out it’s gonna be cool, yeah

someone got the camera, i’m about to get stupid
and my hands are in the toaster, they’re about to get roasted
again, again, again, again

[break]
new message
cory, you know who it is, it’s your mom
why are you doing these things? call me back
new message
baby!
you better not get hurt, i do not want to have to take care of you
call me back, okay? bye
you have no more messages
[verse 2]
when i say crazy i mean crazy like you’re having fun
but the definition of the word is different for everyone
some people run, some ski, some drive, some pee
some yank on their (boing sound)
and none of these things are things i do for fun
except for maybe (boing sound)

i’m gonna grab a lighter, grab some gas
pull my pants down, rip the hair off my ass
i do really crazy things when i’m having fun
and the explanation’s only one

[chorus]
stupidity
stupidity

[break]
new message
hey safety, it’s leatherface
so how you feeling about that fart soda, huh? awesome!
hit me up
new message
hey mr. safety, it’s muck stickey
we gotta make a song together man, i’m telling you
it’ll be crazy! call me back
[verse 3]
some people call me a jackass because that’s all that they know
but i wouldn’t be a jackass if i had my own show
even though i don’t, it won’t affect my flow
and you’ll never see me change no matter where i go

i want two lamps to juggle
i want to drink a soda with fart bubbles in it
i want to mess with people making phony phone calls
i want to snap myself with rubber bands in my (smash sounds)

[chorus]
and get stupid
because everyone should
get stupid
making p++p is good

- mr safety lyrics

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