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mr. safety - the mean kitty song lyrics

[intro]
kitty, little kitty, little kitty, little kitty
little kitty, little kitty, little kitty, little kitty kitty kitt –

[verse 1]
i got this little kitty about two months back
he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack
this little kitty is ninja, always stalking my feet
this little kitty is a warrior, you know what i mean
he’s an evil little kitty, look what he did to my hand
tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
i can give this cat a toy but he’d rather have the wrapper
when i always give him water but he still drinks from the cr-pper
you could lock him in the closet and he just won’t care
kitty chews on my shoes and he l!cks on my hair
always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch
playing in the windowsills and tearing through the house
he is so full of energy and easily amused
kitty will attack anything that moves
causing trouble, starting battles just so he can be a part of
he’s the meanest little kitty, so we named him sparta

[chorus]
hey little sparta, what is with all the fight?
little bitty kitty want to bite, bite, bite
hey little sparta, what is with all the fight?
little bitty kitty want to bite, bite, bite
hey little sparta, what is with all the fight?
little bitty kitty want to bite, bite, bite
hey little sparta, what is with all the fight?
little bitty kitty want to bite

[verse 2]
where’d you go? are you stalking me?
are you under the couch? quite possibly
ears laid back so you don’t get caught
ready to pounce my leg with everything you got
i know you’re probably watching me from across the room
concentrating, contemplating on attacking me soon
you’re not invisible kitty, i’m going to find you first
come out, come out, before i make things worse
i’ve seen where you hide and i know where you’ve been
hey kitty, why don’t you give in
even if you try to sneak up on me i’m prepared
’cause i got my safety gear on and i’m not scared
i think i hear a little kitty under the bed
i know you’re making noises just to mess with my head
you can stalk me all you want, but i’m not your prey
you always seem to find me first, but not today

[verse 3]
i’ve got him cornered and now he’s mine
he’s not going to get away this time
i’ll sn-tch him up fast and before he can blink
and then, awww man, he’s asleep in the sink
what is with this cat? i’m confused
he’s got a bed but it’s never been used
in every waking moment kitty is up for the fight
then (pfft) next minute kitty’s out like a light
how could i let this little creature inside of my home
i got to keep an eye on him when i’m on the phone
i’m a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
this kitty may destroy everything that i own
look at him now, i kind of feel bad
he’s the best little cat that i’ve had
and the one big thing i forgot to mention
was that he wasn’t fighting, he just wanted attention

[outro]
kitty, little kitty, little kitty, little kitty
little kitty, little kitty, little kitty, little kitty kitty kitt –

- mr safety lyrics

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