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mr slime - slime guy lyrics

ladies and gentlemen, vile creatures of all ages
i would like to announce the triumphant return of someone near and dear to my heart
the horrid heap of human suffering
the ooey gooey of bababooey
we all know him
so let’s give it up for the fantastic mr slime

here i am again, a bad taste in your mouth
you take one bite, chew me up and spit me out
i’m mighty disagreeable, an obnoxious influence
a devious devil, call me mr inconspicuous
got grooves, got slime, got yo momma on my mind
got her laid on her back with no respect for her time
i’m an unlikeable pr+ck spitting political lines
sat on my p+ss+stained bed combining rhymes that i find
you don’t wanna talk to me, i’m h+lla offbeat
when you see me, you rush to cross the street
i’m the dirtiest motherf+cker that you ever did meet
and if you need some proof just peek at my t++th

cos i’m the slime guy, slimiest of the slime
the slime guy, grimiest of my time
i’m the embodiment of chaos and depravity and loss
and the best part about me is i don’t even floss
come on
i’m greasy, groovy, the ladies wanna sue me
i’m a fat motherf+cker, call it you me and dupree
haha, f+ck your empty little brain
these b+tches write me off just cause i’m too profane
there ain’t nothing in my wallet
might be about to slime but it’s too early to call it
haha, i bust grooves like nuts
flow with the bass, look like a f+cking joint b+tt
got goblins in my brain
they help me write my bars so i really can’t complain
now i’m sat in the doctors office calling me insane
but i’m too zoned out, do i really give a sh+t? f+ck
i’m a ghoulie not a poet
i’m about to get slimed and i don’t even know it
haha, f+ck you, i don’t give a sh+t

cos i’m the slime guy, slimiest of the slime
the slime guy, grimiest of my time
i’m the embodiment of chaos and depravity and loss
and the best part about me is i don’t even floss
come on

- mr slime lyrics

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