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mr. smegma - birth of the chode lyrics

[intro]
uhh yeah, mr. sm+gm+, back again

[verse]
narrowly escaping the creampie crews hit
i moved overseas, gotta rest my d+ck
laying low, working in a factory pressing metal gears
shaved my head and grew a big ass beard
but the sm+gm+ always brewing
the sm+gm+ always stewing
curding my crust
i’m always ready to bust

apartment on the beach
a place to rest my feet
golden hour is when i attack meat

[chorus]
mr sm+gm+ back at it again
laying low, i’m on the f+cking lamb
little did i know the trouble up ahead
if i’d have known, i’d have put the bl!cky to my domе
the birth of the chode

[verse]
i mеt a new boo, but never acting goofy
macho, d+ck swinging, alpha, truely
she creams like coleslaw, and treats me real hard
[verse]
grinding for a minimum wage
feeling like a f+cking slave
but one night on way home a black car drove by
the driver and i, locked eyes
i knew it was the creampie
the crew had hunted me down and was patrolling the town
the car hit the breaks and i knew i’d been found
i ran as hard as i could but i heard the sound
a bullet rang past, blasting up my ass
bullet after bullet semi auto full blast

i ran back to the factory and hid behind the machines
but it was no use, i was seen
the creampie crew grabed my jeans
they were torn off and my dong flopped out
one of the dudes grabbed it and began to shout
“lets see how far mr sm+gm+ gets without his cheesey c+ck”
they released the safety lock
then laid it under the machine and pressed the red b+tton
they got what they were hunting
the machine came down and cut my d+ck right off
leaving the smalled chode but all else was lost

they threw me to the ground and all took off
car squeeling away, while i lay, d+ckless and in dismay
[bridge]
yeah, because this is the irth of the chode
mr. sm+gm+ becomes mr. chode
i’m living on a long dark road

yeah, he birth of the chode
(flat fat chode)

- mr smegma lyrics

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