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mr. smegma - sloppy toppy lyrics

[chorus]
sloppy toppy
uh uh
sloppy toppy
you know how you got me
finna come stop me
uh uh
sloppy toppy
sloppy toppy, (yeah!)

[verse]
broken spout, know what it bout
finna get sloppy, toothless toppy, finna drown
calling me papi, favourite noun
walking with a lean, leaking cream

big ass cheeks, dude with buns
front so full look like he packing guns
big loads about to spray
just a reminder, we ain’t g+y!

rolex 60 cl!cks with bbc’s 40 d+cks
caked up brother, baking treats
(hog cranked hard), yeah release the meat
snyder cut, we gotta eat
getting too old, my knees weak
my foreskin shaped like a birds beak
really, my foreskins torn apart

no lube, i use my own spoof
when i finish i go into round two
naked dudes running round my house
squeaking like a little mouse
the creampie recruited me
then they booted me
i couldn’t follow the rules
now i make all the rules, yeah

[bridge]
have you met these dudes?
hitting up my phone, endless nudes
got me running outta lube
run to the shop, get stop by the cops
he know i’m a mark, he get to balance on the spot
makes me drop, then asks for that

[chorus]
sloppy toppy
uh uh
sloppy toppy
you know how you got me
finna come stop me
uh uh
sloppy toppy
sloppy toppy, (yeah!)
[verse]
released without charge coz i got his d+ck hard
i pulled back into my yard, and exit the car
hand full of lube, ready for this dude
ready for bareback he better be nude
but i hear sirens coming, police lights blinding me
he must have spread the word about my sloppy harvard degree
now they want round 2 and round 3
want me climbing up the staff tree
i run inside and attempt to hide
but they pounding on my door, they wanting more

[bridge]
i run out the back, while my ass cheeks clap
the most caked up dude you’ve ever viewed
i make it to a friends house
he agrees to hide me out
but only on one count, of the

[chorus]
sloppy toppy
uh uh
sloppy toppy
you know how you got me
finna come stop me
uh uh
sloppy toppy
sloppy toppy, (yeah!)
[verse]
when the heat died down i hit the town
need to cool off, wearing a nightgown
minding my business, got the jaw stiffness
but this gang steps in my way
finna make me pay
i tell the main guy i got no cash
he replies, “i’m the creampie guy, from the creampie crew and we’ve been hunting for you”
i say this must be some mistake, i got a watch they can take
he tells the gang to watch while he takes my ass

i begin to run, they chasing me
yelling “fill him with come”
i head in the corner store
a safe spot, i’ve been here before
then my jaw drop as i spot that cop, he wanting more

[bridge]
the gang or the cop, i’m low on options
running low on condoms
what am i finna do, where can i run

the store clerk intervenes
says they are on camera, hes an ex+marine
tells everyone to leave the scene
or the footage will be on the news
scene has been defuse

i can relax, he says to come out back
he’ll protect, won’t them arrest me
but only for that

[chorus]
sloppy toppy
uh uh
sloppy toppy
you know how you got me
finna come stop me
uh uh
sloppy toppy
sloppy toppy, (yeah!)

- mr smegma lyrics

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