mr. stegosaurus - for true love and two doves lyrics
[produced by adrian flemmen; additional production by oliver lorgen]
[intro: mr. stegosaurus]
so i uhh have a couple of things to confess…
first things is…
i really have to pee right now
second…
there’s someone… someone special out there
and i really love her
and this… this whole album is dedicated to you
black face baby! oh! i didn’t mean to say that…
(yuh)
[chorus]
gonna f-ck yo’ momma
gonna f-ck yo’ poppa
gonna f-ck yo’ grandma
f-ck yo’ sista
then bust down
gonna f-ck yo’ momma
gonna f-ck yo’ poppa
gonna f-ck yo’ grandma
f-ck yo’ sista
then bust down
[verse 1: mr. stegosaurus]
ridin’ with the boys through town
and you know it’s going down
checks in my bank account
wow
wishin’ i could be your dad
cuz your mom’s very bad
she might just get asked
out
took her for a picnic in the park
don’t return her till after dark
then we watch some hallmark
now
fast forward to 2031
you’re now my step-son
and your dad’s very stunned
ouch
mr. stegosaurus in this thing
and you know i get it poppin
got your mom a brand new ring
when i took her out shoppin’
you can call me a king
cuz you know i got that bling
like my name was eugene
first comes love
then comes marriage
then your baby brother in a baby carriage
we’re gonna be together till the day we perish
lookin’ back at all the memories we cherish
yuh
[chorus]
gonna f-ck yo’ momma
gonna f-ck yo’ poppa
gonna f-ck yo’ grandma
f-ck yo’ sista
then bust down
gonna f-ck yo’ momma
gonna f-ck yo’ poppa
gonna f-ck yo’ grandma
f-ck yo’ sista
then bust down
[verse 2: mr. stegosaurus]
come here baby
yeah i’m tryna change your last name
like when sam went and changed carly’s bad grade
i just fell for you
now i need a band-aid
went from jackie’s mom to you
that’s an upgrade
fresh khakis, birkenstocks, and a b-tton down
not gonna lie, i get a b-n-r when you come around
you leave but 3 hours later girl i’m still aroused
even after i gave my meat a good beat down
[chorus]
gonna f-ck yo’ momma
gonna f-ck yo’ poppa
gonna f-ck yo’ grandma
f-ck yo’ sista
then bust down
gonna f-ck yo’ momma
gonna f-ck yo’ poppa
gonna f-ck yo’ grandma
f-ck yo’ sista
then bust down
[verse 3: mr. stegosaurus]
when i first saw your mom
i went from g-y to straight
took her out on a date
picked her up at eight
well she picked me up
then we had some good steak
then we stayed up playing fortnite
until daybreak
girl you have all my respect
you’re the absolute best
and if it hasn’t been expressed
l’ll never love you less
my love will never be suppressed
until the beating in my chest
comes to a full rest
[chorus]
gonna f-ck yo’ momma
(f-ck your momma)
gonna f-ck yo’ poppa
(f-ck him yea!)
gonna f-ck yo’ grandma
f-ck yo’ sista
then bust down
(bust down)
gonna f-ck yo’ momma
(f-ck her!)
gonna f-ck yo’ poppa
(him too!)
gonna f-ck yo’ grandma
f-ck yo’ sista
then bust down
(bust down yea yea yea)
[outro]
this for all my people
this for all my people out there
what’s mine
is yours
and that’s real
y’all can bet on that one
that’s real
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