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mr traumatik - cunt muncher lyrics

[hook]
you’re a c-nt muncher
and a sp-nk guzzler
i’m a young hustler
and a skunk smuggler
and even though my music’s underground
i’m still blowing up like a foot puncher

[verse 1]
it’s fascinating and amusing
your girlfriend’s masturbating to my music
i’m not exaggerating, don’t be stupid
she imagines me -j-c-l-t-ng on her huge t-ts
she’s a nymphomaniac – she’s f-cking filthy
she’s looking innocent, but trust me she’s guilty
she wants the war dragon, i told her “we’ll see”
i’m giving ’em -rg-sms even if it k!lls me
i’m a dirty b-st-rd, i’m a h-rny pr-ck
where’s all the dirty girls?
where’s all the naughty chicks?
could’ve been 22, could’ve been 46
i take her to the hotel and show her what an orgy is
i love m-ssive b–bs, and little scrawny t-ts
could’ve been anorexic, or big like porky pig
either way we’re getting naked then we’re making p-rno clips
she don’t need no seasoning because she’s a saucy chick
i’m a vegan, i’m not crazy, i was born loopy
i’m a funny c-nt, when i’m h-rny i watch quorn movies
i come to your house and m-st-rb-t- on your blueberries
i love women – could’ve been lucy or susie
i don’t care, there’s gemma, natalie or katie
i’ll come to your house on sunday and dip my d-ck in your gravy
i’ll m-st-rb-t- on everything, you’re gonna need more pastry
i’m a dirty c-nt, of course i think they’re all crazy
the thoughts i think on a daily basis, they’re so outrageous
if i wanna gamble and f-ck prost-tutes i’ll fly to vegas
if she wants tantric s-x with me then she must be courageous
i will leave her limping then wipe my d-ck inside her trainers
the thoughts i think on a daily basis, they’re so atrocious
i love making love, but rough s-x is so ferocious
lots of concentration, loads of focus
i’m c-mming in under three seconds, alakazam, hocus pocus

[hook]
you’re a c-nt muncher
and a sp-nk guzzler
i’m a young hustler
and a skunk smuggler
and even though my music’s underground
i’m still blowing up like a foot puncher

[verse 2]
these women stress me out, you know this sh-t is h-ssle
please leave me be, i’m chilling in my castle
i will do the helicopter with my p-n-s
i’ll just pull it out and swing it all around just like a nipple t-ssle
she’s a witch, she loved to hiss and cackle
and she’s so immature, she needs a flipping rattle
her v-g-n- smelling like a rotten fish on a reel
you know my hooks are bait, no fish and tackle
when it comes to women, i’m absolutely mad
where’s all the dirty girls?
where’s all the groupies at?
the dirty b-tch is begging for a scooby snack
and if she wants to f-ck me for my money, that’s a b–by trap
wow, i’m feeling f-cking s-xual
where’s all the dirty girls? come and suck my t-st-cl-s
best of all, i fingered ’em all at festivals and left ’em all
and now my finger’s looking like a extra-terrestrial
your v-g-n-‘s looking like a jelly waffle
i bet it stinks more than a smelly fossil
i kick you in your c-nt and watch your belly wobble
i’m making lucy limp, i’m making kelly hobble
i was chilling, i was doing f-ck all
but now they want an argument and blud they wanna squabble
i tell her suck my f-cking d-ck and make her gobble
and then i make her squirt like petrol from a nozzle
i’m sticking a d-ck in her tonsil
i’m sticking a d-ck in her mouth
i’m taking a p-ss on her welcome mat
i’m taking a sh-t in her house
i’m sticking a d-ck in her tonsil
i’m sticking a d-ck in her mouth
i’m dipping her dipping her nipple in jam, we’re going through wicked amounts
i’m sticking a d-ck in her tonsil
i’m sticking a d-ck in her mouth
i’m sticking it in too far and now she’s being sick on her blouse
i’m sticking a d-ck in her tonsil
i’m sticking a d-ck in her mouth
i’m giving her multiple -rg-sms then i’m kicking ’em out

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