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mr traumatik - heavy lyrics

[intro: mr traumatik]

very heavy
very legendary
(wunsen)

very heavy
very legendary
the first time i had s+x was in a cemetery
i make her wet, more than a serengeti
when i make her cum i leave her legs bendy like spaghetti (hah)

[verse 1: mr traumatik]

the first time i had sеx was on a tombstone (yeah)
i f+cked hеr so hard she had a couple bruised bones
it was so romantic, you could see the room glow
you could see orion’s belt, mercury and pluto
i was fourteen (wow), that was when i lost my virginity (hah)
i wasn’t nervous i had faith in my ability
she was in her late teens, nineteen or eighteen
i think her name was phillipa, she was from the phillipenes
the second time i had s+x was in an alleyway (oh)
she was overweight and she had a flabby face (haha)
her name was becky, her poom poom was sweaty (wha+boom)
her cl+toris was looking like a f+cking had grenade
she was stinking and she was very scatty (very scatty)
she never shaved and she had a smelly f+nny
her best mate friend kate wanted to join
i f+cked them in the alleyway and made them very happy (whoo)

i’m a funny b+st+rd, i’m a dirty c+nt (dirty)
i like [?] s+x, i like burning blunts
i’m drinking spicy rum, i’m blazing purple skunk (yeah)
i got them cali packs, them lot are nerds and runts (oh)
when my album’s done i meditate for thirty months
i’m stacking dough and rapping bro and earning funds (cha+ching)
where the groupies at? i leave them squirting cum (splash)
when i stick it all in i think i’m hurting ’em (boosh)

i love gingers i love blondes and i love brunettes (yes)
i love women, i don’t have no durex
s+x is natural, i’m just talking factual
it’s me and five women in a room having group s+x (wow)
i’m a dirty guy, i’m a nymphomaniac (uh)
i got a high iq yeah i’m a braniac (yeah)
you’re a disappointment yeah you’re a lazy tw+t
and your missus she got hairy nipples and a veiny back
[bridge: mr traumatik]

very heavy
very legendary
(wunsen)

very heavy
very legendary
the first time i had s+x was in a cemetery (ah)
i make her wet, more than a serengeti
when i make her cum i leave her legs bendy like spaghetti

[verse 2: devilman]

it’s the devilman i’m very legendary
the first time i had s+x was on top of a ferry
i pulled out, looked at her and squirted on her belly
i had a condom but she said it wasn’t necessary (wunsen)

the second time i had s+x i think her name was kerry
i popped her cherry it was sweet like a berry (was sweet)
she smelt fresher than a rosemary
i got loads of girls like books in a library
very, very, very legendary
when i went to school i had s+x with the secretary (yeah)
we done it doggystyle, done it missionary
when i found a new position it was revolutionary
(y’know what i mean, yeah)

it all used to be imaginary
but now i’m living the dream, it’s extraordinary
i love elizabeth, i love carla and kelly
i love making them squirt juice like cranberry

i’m a raw legend, make your girl cum in four seconds
in the bedroom i don’t need any raw lessons
if you don’t like my raw presence
like modern warfare, you’re gonna need more weapons

i big up the man, i’m big all over the van
when i carress’a the breast, i use a particular hand
i met one girl, she told me to suck on her tit for a grand (grand)
she wrapped her hair up in a band like she had something planned
(wunsen)

i get girls at the fl!ck of a hand
you lot get no girls, you might as well stick your d+ck in the sand
they say that i’m out of hand, my lyrics are dirty, they should get banned
addictive like drinking alcohol, addictive like smoking grams

i’m a dirty guy, but n0body understands
when i’m finished with my hoe i pass her to one of my mans
the last time i had s+x it was with one of my fans
now i’m staying focused, i just wanna follow my plans

- mr traumatik lyrics

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