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mrgirl - what makes me horny lyrics

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[verse 1]
joe rogan can suck my d+ck (alpha brain)
open your mouth, you ape, salivate
when i’m done with you i’m giving steven crowder aids
you little h0m+phobic f+ggot (shout my name)

i’m all about the rape but you wouldn’t feel a thing
call me bill cosby ’cause i’m putting you to sleep
i’ll school you big just like a f+ckin’ piranha
swallow your mama and spit out the chanclas

george washington carver, i’m going nuts on this track
get on the keys like ben franklin and give ’em a zap
beethoven ’cause i ain’t hearin’ a thing from you b+tches
call me thomas jefferson because i’m rapin’ you n+ggas

you rap about gold ‘n’ rocks, i rap about roblox
corvettes and corsettes, y’all on some horse sh+t
i’m on somе howard shore sh+t, some alan moore sh+t
tеll you what you oughta know, alanis morisette

forbidden force, b+tch, if i’m poor or rich
ad+free motherf+cker, no endors+m+nts
like bowser, i’m always gettin’ deplatformed kid
let it all hang out, baby, peep the p+rn vids
you shut my accounts down, i shut the whole block down
galaxy brain, you tryna argue with spock now?
i’m not happy spotify employees doin’ a walkout
show up and blow them motherf+ckin’ speakers’ doc browns

[chorus]
you know what makes me h+rny? (no)
high school girls with their panties pulled down (oh)
you know what makes me h+rny? (what)
hearin’ all about your rape fantasies, ow
you know what makes me h+rny? (tell me)
naked pictures on my phone of my ex
you know what makes me h+rny? (oh, f+ck)
manipulatin’ b+tches from a “no” to a “yes” (uhh)

[verse 2]
urges in my brain wish the purge was every day
the further that i stray
the more chance there is i get murdered for what i say
“this pervert’s gonna pay for every motherf+ckin’ verse he’s ever laid”

for every person that i change, thirty turn away
i don’t give a f+ck, my purpose stays the same
if i get murked today, my worth will still remain
so don’t start thinkin’ that i’m nervous or afraid
oh, you heard him playin’ games? (this ain’t meme rap b+tch)
i f+ckin’ swerve into your lane thirsty for the fame
disturbed but not insane
flex my sh+t like bane and hurl you out a plane

f+ck with me, b+tch, got that three times three
never know how i react, homie, did
my girl’s bi but if she get down with opp
i’mma f+ck around and get down like ocp

homie, 209 b+tch, but i don’t got ed
cleanin’ up your f+ckin’ blood stains, ocd
lock shorty down like the f+ckin’ ccp
’cause she know how to make that booty pop

but i’ma pass on that p+ssy before i give you a p+ssy pass
you should be glad i’m going down ’cause eatin’ p+ssy f+cks with
my neck and my back
gimme my advil and my ice pack (ooh)

the best years of my life were the worst years of my life
jackin’ off in front of strange women with tears in my eyes
and bachelorette parties where they’re chasin’ you naked
showin’ my +n+s to olivia wilde and jason sudeikis

true story, hollywood sucks, i got metoo’d
s+xual assault and i kept doin’ free shoots
s+x addiction, i just wanted to be used
don’t want a twisted metal, i rode hot ‘n’ got a sweet tooth
i’ll stare at a waitress ’til it’s chafin’ her cl+t
go suck on a d+ck and kiss shaelin on the lips
gonna stick my tentacles in every hole in your body
fast for 24 hours before your colonoscopy

i need to sample that brain, yeah, louis tully
she goin’ in my x+files and she don’t give me scully
squirt on my face, baby. “but squirting is peeing!”
then f+ckin’ p+ss on me b+tch! getting dirty is freeing

[chorus]
you know what makes me h+rny? (no)
high school girls with their panties pulled down (oh)
you know what makes me h+rny? (what)
hearin’ all about your rape fantasies, ow
you know what makes me h+rny? (tell me)
naked pictures on my phone of my ex
you know what makes me h+rny? (oh, f+ck)
manipulatin’ b+tches from a “no” to a “yes” (uhh)

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