mrs. doubtfire original broadway cast - easy peasy lyrics
[daniel, spoken]
right. make a delicious, nutritious meal
here we go! got a pot and a pan
and no idea what to do
hey siri! show me videos on how to prepare a delicious, nutritious meal!
[chef amy, spoken]
hi! chef amy here!
are you looking for a delicious, nutritious meal that’s easy to make?
[daniel, spoken]
yes, lay it on me
[chef amy, spoken]
well today, i’m gonna show you how to make chicken fricassee with summer vegetables
and other simple recipes from the easy peasy kitchen!
[ensemble]
easy peasy
this recipe
is stride and true
easy peasy
a monkey can do it
and so can you!
[chef amy, spoken]
so, we got our ingredients all lined up here
the spices, the b+tter, the herbs, the oil
and the beauty of this dish is you can make it all in one pot!
{daniel, spoken]
okay..
[chef amy, spoken]
but it will require you to spatchc+ck the chicken
[daniel, spoken]
wait what?
do what to the what?
[ensemble]
spatchc+ck the chicken
spatchc+ck
spatchc+ck
spatchc+ck the chicken
spatchc+ck
spatchc+ck
[daniel, spoken]
ok? where’s the spatchc+cker?
hey siri! how do i spatchc+ck a chicken?
[chef louis, spoken]
h+llo! h+llo!
i am chef louis and today we spatchc+ck ze chicken!
and viola! ze chicken!
ze kitchen shears!
put the chicken on the block, the breast side down and wham!
then snip, snip, snip
all around the parson’s nose
[ensemble]
the parson’s nose!
[daniel, spoken]
it doesn’t have a nose! it doesn’t even have a face!
[chef louis, spoken]
now the parson’s nose, is just a ridiculously posh way of saying the chicken’s b+tt!
[ensemble bawking]
[ensemble]
you know what!
chicken b+tt!
[chef louis, spoken]
now grab those ribs
and rip!
viola!
[daniel, spoken]
viola!
no!
get back here chicken!
[ensemble]
easy peasy
this recipe
is stride and true
easy peasy
a monkey can do it
so why can’t you?
moron
[chef amy, spoken]
ok! now it’ll be a very good time to blanch the beans
[mrs.doubtfire, spoken]
alright
[ensemble]
beans need blanching
yeah
[mrs.doubtfire, spoken]
oh, you’ve all brought beans
[ensemble]
beans need blanching
yeah
[chef amy, spoken]
and to keep the potatoes from burning, it’s best if you clarify the b+tter
[daniel, spoken]
god!
oh! siri, clarify b+tter!
[ensemble]
everything is better with a little bit of b+tter
but it’s better not to burn it
if you burn it then it’s bitter
you want to make it better?
b+tter better better clarify b+tter
better! let me show you how you do it right now!
[b+tter lady, spoken]
ok! so it’s very simple!
it just takes a little patience and keeping an eye on the pot
[daniel, spoken]
ok..
[b+tter lady, spoken]
so! the first thing we’re gonna do is get eight sticks of better
[ensemble]
everything is better with a little bit of b+tter
[b+tter lady, spoken]
leave it in the sauce pan!
[ensemble]
but it’s better not to burn it
[b+tter lady, spoken]
but not too hot!
[ensemble]
if you burn it then it’s bitter
[b+tter lady, spoken]
and when it bubbles! you scoop up the creamy part on top!
[ensemble]
better! let me show you how you do it right now!
[chef amy, spoken]
did you chop your vegetables?
[daniel, spoken]
no!
[ensemble]
better do it right now!
[daniel, spoken]
ok..
[ensemble]
better do it right now!
[daniel, spoken]
i will!
[chef amy, spoken]
now spread the vegetables on the bottom of the pan
and to make this dish really come together
here’s the question you need to ask yourself
[commericial, spoken]
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[daniel, spoken]
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[commericial, spoken]
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[daniel, spoken]
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[commericial, spoken]
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[daniel, spoken]
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[ensemble]
dizziness
drowsiness
nausea
headache
and painful abdominal bloating
constipation
mild depression
coldness
and possible death!
[chef amy, spoken]
and turn the heat up high!
and let’s get cooking!
[ensemble]
chop!
mix!
stir!
shake it!
[mrs.doubtfire, spoken]
alright!
[ensemble]
wham!
[mrs.doubtfire, spoken]
i’ve got this!
it’s easy peasy!
[instrumental break]
[ensemble]
easy peasy
this recipe
is stride and true
easy peasy
a monkey can do it
so why can’t you?
easy peasy!
[daniel, spoken]
should it smell like burned rubber?
[ensemble]
easy peasy!
[daniel, spoken]
hooohoohho!
[ensemble]
easy peasy!
[mrs.doubtfire, spoken]
oh! fire in the hole!
fire on the hills!
[ensemble]
easy peasy!
a monkey can do it
so why can’t you?
[mrs.doubtfire, spoken]
no!
[ensemble]
so why can’t you!
[mrs.doubtfire, spoken]
oh my god
no!
[ensemble]
so why can’t you!
[mrs.doubtfire, spoken]
i’m trying here! i’m trying+
[daniel, spoken]
heys siri! restruants near me that deliver!
[ensemble]
a monkey can do it
so why can’t you?
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