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mum fukas - my deck lyrics

when i have a party, i do it on my deck
everyone i know , all love my deck
flexing all their money, on my deck
people wanna pay to see my deck

my deck is much better than yours
a deck like mine is quite a score
people always want some more
my deck always gets an applause

your jaw will drop down to the floor
cos my deck’s sweet, down to the core
ladies on my deck 1,2,3,4
not like it’s never happened before

my deck is made out of wood
its very hard, its very good
when ladies wanna come i think they should
cos a big deck shows off one’s manhood

when i flex up my deck i know everybody sees me
like ice on my neck or water bottle, fiji
you know what i’m doing so if i were you i would be shooing
because i’m out on my deck and i have got some green tea brewing

i don’t think you understand
what kind of man i am
if i were you you i would get out here because my deck is grand

p-ssing on bacon, don’t do that sh-t
yet year ten thots say that we did
gym kids all be having fits
don’t know they are all hypocrites

these kids make me say what the heck
they’re playing sports, i’m writing checks
i am not usually one to flex
unless it does involve my deck

slurping up fliquds on my fat deck
all the mexicans sitting on the deck
flex flex flex flex on my deck
next minute girl slipped on my deck

injured on my deck
blister on my deck
what the heck
can’t have a party on my deck

called your mum on my deck
called your doctor on my deck
your b-tch said what the heck
i said just wait a sec
i gotta polish my mother f-cking deck

having inscetuous relationships with my sister eating her -ss on my deck. anime tiddys on my deck bouta give a girl the slip. fat n-gga with big t-ts l!cking on my d-ck oh sh-t that’s not g-y. nutting in a girls hair f-cking in the jew lair. f-cking on the deck smashing on the deck eating -ss on my deck. my deck my deck my deck real n-gga sh-t on the deck
shoving guitar strings up my urethra my deck

all of the females rolly on my deck
all of the alpha males rolly on my deck

you know i pull up with my gang you know i pull up with the flame

you know my game involves incest
i’ll make my sister my princess

i’m sipping the lean

i’m tearing the seam

i keep myself clean

like some f-cking listerine

no more b-ast!-lity
that sh-t is a mortality

let’s just stick with the reality
your mom is a fatality

all the woodp-ck-rs peck on my deck
i saw your sister she is a wreck

on my deck i let no wh0r-
throw em out through the door

- mum fukas lyrics

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