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mumble rap is good - childhood lyrics

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[verse 1: yung man 11]

let me tell you ’bout my life, no this ain’t no fable
back in first grade i got pushed off the table (yikes)
my head started bleeding and i became disabled (darn)
my head split open and i had to get staples (that hurt)
fast-forward third grade, knew this kid nour
he was from morocco, man, he was a wh0r- (ihate arabs)
he pointed finger guns at a girl in the library
i told him to stop and got invited to her birthday party
transferred out of public school back in fourth grade (private school)
i had to play joseph in the play (nativity)
forgot my lines and i started crying on the stage (sad)
i took an l that night and nothing ever was the same (i bounced back)
fifth grade, got in trouble with the nun (she mad)
the teacher saw that i was drawing guns (that gat)
i started crying again, that was no fun (aight)
i used to be a lame but that phase is done (it’s done)
went back to middle school, shout out ms. szabo (ms. szabo was hot)
in the back, pouring wockhardt in the faygo (lean addict)
tj murray, minecraft, we used to play though (tj was black)
no cap, i always acted kinda g-y though
now i’m forty-five, selling lean to first-graders
i don’t care about ’em all i’m tryna do is get some paper (chase the bag)
chillin in the stu i’m zooted off these nilla wafers
shoutout ms. szabo again, man, no one can replace her (ms. szabo was hot)

[verse 2: w.p.]

we was young (young), bb guns (uh)
good times (pew pew), good people (pew pew)
can’t lie (pew pew), we did the time (yuh)
we old now
mumble rap, yeah, yeah it’s goin’ down
spongebob, we got neptune’s crown (i’m ready!)
in sh-ll city, yeah we litty, we
used to suck on them t-ttes, now we throw 50’s
f-ck, f-ck, now we throw 50’s
yeah, i ain’t kidding

[verse 3: wannabe20xx]

i remember when i was nine, she said she’d give me the time
i was excited to get some head, and she done blew off her head
stupid b-tch don’t know who i am, b-tch i am the f-cking man
khaki all on my pants, pizza rolls in my hand, yuh
boys on xbox playin’, mom told me to stop playin’
i said “b-tch, no,” she said “boy, no”
i’m like “mom, stop, i got a f-cking glock”
imma take my shot, spray all on the block
daddy asking questions, imma have to f-cking end him
put a few in his temple, i’m a middle school legend, yuh

[verse 4: ramsus]

lookin’ back on my life, it was so wild (wild)
going to bdubs, couldn’t handle anything but mild (mild)
i’m a fat 40-year-old man now, thinking a lot ’bout my childhood life right now (yuh)
like playing video games with the boys (xbox)
christmas day, we makin’ h-lla noise (halo)
using the duplication glitch on minecraft
worried i was going to jail for witchcraft (salem)
ridin’ around the town on a scooter, (scoot)
but i forgot, i wasn’t wearing any pants (oh no)
which almost got me neutered (ow)
one girl saw me wearin’ spongebob underwear as she drove by
i ran inside, higged my mom, all i wanted to do was cry
and that changed my life for the worse
now i have to go and get my b-lls scrubbed by some nurse (hi nurse)
yeah that sh-t really hurt



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