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murder at the dance club - dick pills lyrics

[verse 1]
my girlfriend always hated that my d+ck wasn’t that big
then she broke up with me ’cause i couldn’t stick it in
doctor, doctor! oh no, oh no!
what’s seems to be the problem?
i think my d+ck’s broke
well, let’s think about this; how do you know?
i watch p+rn for, like, five hours and it didn’t even grow
when is the first time you noticed that you couldn’t even get a rise?
well, i think it was after my ex broke up with me, because she wasn’t s+xually satisfied?
hmm, i think you need to take some drugs
you mean like some nyquil?, no not exactly
i think you need some d+ck pills
[chorus]
i’m gonna take some d+ck pills
and it’s gonna grow a whole lot bigger, yeah
i’m gonna take some d+ck pills
then after that i’m gonna stick it in her, let’s go
d+ck pills
d+ck pills
d+ck pills
d+ck pills
d+ck pills
d+ck pills
just grow my d+ck so big that i can’t even see the end

[verse 2]
bottle said, “warning: use as directed”
but i took so many pills that now my d+ck is stuck erected
on a scale of d+ck size, mine’s a thousand out of ten
’cause i tried having s+x with a girl but i couldn’t fit it in
then it started squirting stuff that was gooey and chewy
and after that it grew some more and it started talking to me
it said, “let’s get revenge on your ex”; i said “ok, but first i need a refill”
when he asked, “a refill on what?” i looked him in his hole and said: “my d+ck pills!”

[chorus]
i’m gonna take some d+ck pills
and it’s gonna grow a whole lot bigger, yeah
i’m gonna take some d+ck pills
then after that i’m gonna stick it in her, let’s go
d+ck pills
d+ck pills
d+ck pills
d+ck pills
d+ck pills
d+ck pills
just grow my d+ck so big that i can’t even see the end
(i’m gonna make it squirt; i’m gonna make it twerk) i’m gonna take some d+ck pills
(i’m gonna make it work and i’m sorry if it hurts) and it’s gonna grow a whole lot bigger, yeah
(i’m gonna make it squirt; i’m gonna make it twerk) i’m gonna take some d+ck pills
(i’m gonna make it work and i’m sorry if it hurts) then after that i’m gonna stick it in her, let’s go
(i’m gonna make it squirt; i’m gonna make it twerk) d+ck pills
d+ck pills
(i’m gonna make it work and i’m sorry if it hurts) d+ck pills
d+ck pills
(i’m gonna make it squirt; i’m gonna make it twerk) d+ck pills
d+ck pills (i’m gonna—)
just grow my d+ck so big that i can’t even see the end

- murder at the dance club lyrics

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