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murder at the dance club - mr. giggles lyrics

[intro]
hi, kids! are you looking for someone to make you giggles?
well, boys and girls between the ages of three and eight years old, i have the solution for you!
that’s right! his name is mr. giggles, and he’s coming to your house!
just make sure your parents are not home and your doors are unlocked; then mr. giggles will come in and work his magic!
and it’s free!
and if anyone asks why you are feeling so uncomfortable and why you are crying so uncontrollably so often, just say that mr. giggles came to my house and touched my—
i’m sorry; due to the graphic nature of this radio message, it has been cut off and suspendеd from any airing on this radio network
if you would like to view thе full mr. giggles videos and radio commercials, you can go to “mrgiggleswantsme.com”
thank you, and have a nice day. and remember, kids, mr. giggles is coming for you
[verse 1]
oh, no!
oh, no!
oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!
oh, no! (we’re gonna have a problem)
oh, no!
oh, no, it’s mr. giggles!
ok, he’s comin’ (+scream+) through my window
his name is (help) mr. giggles
he really wants to have fun until (oh, no) the day is done
but i don’t think that it’s legal (stop)
so he will have (run) to sneak in
into your window (hurry)
and even get (+scream+) past your door anymore
and the parents aren’t home, so i think, “he’s gonna come in” (+breathing+)
but i don’t think that this relationship is really [?], (run) so mr. giggles!

[chorus]
his name is mr. giggles
he’s gonna come in your window
he’s gonna pull out his pickle
mr. giggle giggles, oh

[verse 2]
oh, no!
oh, no!
oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!
oh, no!
oh, no!
oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!
i know that mr. giggles is always trying to have fun
but i think it’s time to call 911!
and i know that if you hide, he’s gonna find you
and, no matter what, he’s gonna force it on you
and, oh, no; you can’t do that; he’ll molest you on the see+saw
and after that, he’s gonna touch your ding+dong
[chorus]
his name is mr. giggles
he’s gonna come in your window
he’s gonna pull out his pickle
mr. giggle giggles, oh
(oh, no! oh, no! oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!) his name is mr. giggles
(oh, no! oh, no! oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!) he’s gonna come in your window (run!)
(oh, no! oh, no! (+scream+) oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!) he’s gonna pull out his pickle
(i think he’s gonna touch my ding+dong!) (oh, no! oh, no! oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!) mr. giggle giggles, oh
((oh) oh, no! oh, no! (oh) oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!) his name is mr. giggles
((oh) oh, no! oh, no! [?] oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!) he’s gonna come in your window (run!)
(oh, no! (oh) oh, no! (oh) oh, no, (oh) oh, no, oh, no!) he’s gonna pull out his pickle
(oh, no! oh, no! oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!) mr. giggle giggles, oh

[outro]
oh, no!
oh, no!
oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!

- murder at the dance club lyrics

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